Tim Gettys

I did morning shift. Jen did afternoon. And so we went and ran errands because, again, he's not sick, especially yesterday. But it was like, okay, the school's policy is, you know, a day since the fever broke is when he can come to school or whatever. And the fever broke late in the day Monday. So I was like, all right, we're screwed. And so we went out and, like, we're chilling out.

And he was like, can I get a Monster Truck at Target? I'm like, well, are you going to be good at Costco? He's like, yeah. And he was great at Costco. I'm like, all right, let's go get a Monster. we're having a great time. We're chatting it up. He's telling me stories about his monster. And so then we went and got, we were going to pick up lunch on the way home.

And he was like, can I get a Monster Truck at Target? I'm like, well, are you going to be good at Costco? He's like, yeah. And he was great at Costco. I'm like, all right, let's go get a Monster. we're having a great time. We're chatting it up. He's telling me stories about his monster. And so then we went and got, we were going to pick up lunch on the way home.

So we went to the restaurant, Nick, the Greek, what up? And I was like, Hey, you know, order for Greg. Like, Oh, it's not ready yet. I'm like, Oh, no problem. So the only tables they had were high tops. And so I put him in the high top chair across from me. And we sat there like we're at Buffalo wild wings, just chatting about his cars. And this, he's like, dad, when I get home,

So we went to the restaurant, Nick, the Greek, what up? And I was like, Hey, you know, order for Greg. Like, Oh, it's not ready yet. I'm like, Oh, no problem. So the only tables they had were high tops. And so I put him in the high top chair across from me. And we sat there like we're at Buffalo wild wings, just chatting about his cars. And this, he's like, dad, when I get home,

I'm going to hide them in my shirt. Mom won't see it coming. That's a great prank, Ben. That's a really good one. I love this one.

I'm going to hide them in my shirt. Mom won't see it coming. That's a great prank, Ben. That's a really good one. I love this one.

Oh, dude, Ben talks. You guys, first off, you don't see him a lot. But when you do, there's always that. I'm in the office and all the uncles and aunts is here. So it's like I'm quiet because I'm trying to get a vibe. And then when he does start talking, he's super excited. You know what I mean? Kids are way different when they're just in their usual thing. But he's sitting there playing.

Oh, dude, Ben talks. You guys, first off, you don't see him a lot. But when you do, there's always that. I'm in the office and all the uncles and aunts is here. So it's like I'm quiet because I'm trying to get a vibe. And then when he does start talking, he's super excited. You know what I mean? Kids are way different when they're just in their usual thing. But he's sitting there playing.

I'm like, all right, cool. And the guy's like, oh, order for Greg. I'm like, cool. I got up, hopped down, grabbed the bag. I turn around. Ben is on the ground, clearly stunned. And it was that he totally saw me hop down. He's like, oh, we're hopping down. He hopped down. And, you know, for him, it's like four stories. He went down and landed on his ass. And I looked at him and he was like, ah!

I'm like, all right, cool. And the guy's like, oh, order for Greg. I'm like, cool. I got up, hopped down, grabbed the bag. I turn around. Ben is on the ground, clearly stunned. And it was that he totally saw me hop down. He's like, oh, we're hopping down. He hopped down. And, you know, for him, it's like four stories. He went down and landed on his ass. And I looked at him and he was like, ah!

Oh, my gosh. And I picked him back up. I'm like, did you hit your head? He's like, no, just my butt. I'm like, was it just scary? He's like, it was just scary. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, I should have. You tricked me. You've been acting all day like you know what's up. I forgot that you wouldn't know.

Oh, my gosh. And I picked him back up. I'm like, did you hit your head? He's like, no, just my butt. I'm like, was it just scary? He's like, it was just scary. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, I should have. You tricked me. You've been acting all day like you know what's up. I forgot that you wouldn't know.

Goddamn. Today he's back to school. He's good. He did try to pull the, you know, like, how are you feeling? Great. You know, my throat's a little sore. But I'm like, how much sore? He's like, just a little. I'm like, okay, cool. And he had a headache and all that stuff, so he's fine. He's not old enough to where he would lie about that yet. Where he's like, I don't want to go to school.

Goddamn. Today he's back to school. He's good. He did try to pull the, you know, like, how are you feeling? Great. You know, my throat's a little sore. But I'm like, how much sore? He's like, just a little. I'm like, okay, cool. And he had a headache and all that stuff, so he's fine. He's not old enough to where he would lie about that yet. Where he's like, I don't want to go to school.

And I'm like, cool. You're going to go to preschool? Yeah, I'm going to go to preschool. Great. And then we're like, start packing. He's like, wait, wait. Am I not staying home with you guys? I'm like, no, no. You got to go to preschool. My head hurts. I'm like, no, no. I don't buy that. I'm like, you remember the boy who cried wolf? He's like, no.

And I'm like, cool. You're going to go to preschool? Yeah, I'm going to go to preschool. Great. And then we're like, start packing. He's like, wait, wait. Am I not staying home with you guys? I'm like, no, no. You got to go to preschool. My head hurts. I'm like, no, no. I don't buy that. I'm like, you remember the boy who cried wolf? He's like, no.

I'm like, well, I'm telling you a fucking story again. Here it is. And then, you know what I mean? But then he was excited to go to school today. And he had a great time when he walked in. So that's precious. Hopefully we get a fucking break because I'm tired and I need to work. Well, enough about oblivion ain't playing itself.

I'm like, well, I'm telling you a fucking story again. Here it is. And then, you know what I mean? But then he was excited to go to school today. And he had a great time when he walked in. So that's precious. Hopefully we get a fucking break because I'm tired and I need to work. Well, enough about oblivion ain't playing itself.

Interesting. Yeah. Are you going to touch it? Are you on the review this Friday? I forget.