Tim Gossage

So they used your tweet as the headline.

And why wouldn't you?

You were doing the Kramer.

I'm out straight away.

Well, it sort of got us thinking in here, you know, like, because you sort of got a bit angry because the double agent's doing a – well, he's not really the double agent anymore.

He's got about 17 different roles in the business here.

And it's caused a little bit of tension because I don't know.

You're my captain of the fireball program.

And the double agent, well, right now I'm not sure where he sits, so we put a little something together.

I want to get to the bottom of this because you two are not talking at the moment, which is pissing me off.

It's making it very difficult as the third wheel here.

So we put a little something together.

And so it is.

It's with great disappointment and significant emotion that we must address Cain Corns after he stepped down as an All-Australian selector.

A day that should have been celebrated by all wingmen on the AFL landscape and of course Aaron Norton.

That has been usurped by the fact that Cain has put the sports bet dollar before the code.

I'm out.

Wow, that was fast.

What seemed like a standard Cain Corns media drive-by with Cain as the target has created an internal leadership crisis.

Our own, one of ours, the triple agent Sam Watson has produced the sounding board and also Fireball has been seen to have sided with Damien Barrett over Fireball's captain, Cain Corns.