Tim Miller

In her recent role as Department of Homeland Security, Brian Noem, 56, has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

The Daily Mail has reviewed hundreds of messages involving three women from the bimbofication scene online.

where people transform themselves into real-life Barbie dolls by pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts.

Brian has been bimbo-fying himself.

Thoughts, John Lovett?

You could see the P.T.

Anderson send up of this.

Like, I want a Magnolia-style kind of dark biopic of Christy and...

Corey, Corey doing the eight-hour shift with her in the airplane, coming home from El Salvador with his stank breath and terrible face while his wife is at home texting him, when are you going to come see your children?

And, you know, she is getting alerts on her phone about the torture that is being inflicted upon Venezuelans under her watch.

Then, like, the camera scene pans to Brian in South Dakota.

on the webcam with the tatas the saline it's it's bleak it's a bleak it is and i agree with you i want if you're if i want happiness for everybody if that brings you happiness bimbofication that's fine but but in the broader kind of context of her life it's a pretty bleak kind of film it's something that they could film in the tmz if we're still making films i think

It's quite it's quite just answer the why Corey question.

It's interesting you brought that evil.

You recommended a book to me recently that I read one chapter of and I was like, you know, I'm going to save this for summer vacation.

I'm going to save those from summer vacation.

But I told you that I... It's fine.

No, it's good.

I'm interested in it, but I just, I got a chapter in.

It's a story.