Tim Oliver

So he does this health and safety.

But because he's a magician, he brings along a guillotine.

right you know the guillotine you put your head in yeah he brings that and we get a victim from the audience usually the managing director get him up on stage and get him to put his head in we do he does this big thing and he chops his head and obviously there's done cucumbers involved and all that sort of stuff so it's quite it's quite a funny little set it lasts about all in all about half an hour

And at the end, I get people up, I get five or six people up on stage, and I get them to do the dance.

So that's, yeah.

Well... You have go-tos, I suppose.

I'm not really... I'm quite good at really cool... If someone says to me a line, I'll go, right, that's from... Oh, no, your internet's going, Tim.

What if it's because I was waving my hands around?

Is it still shitting out?

But if you were to ask me to go, just what's your favourite line from The Office?

There isn't one.

There's so many.

Yeah.

That's the thing.

Yeah.

I got a phone call from a journalist from Total Film magazine.

Remember that magazine?

I don't think it's around anymore.

And he said, would you interview Ricky for us as David Brent?

And my first question was, how much he told me.