Tim Pool

Everyone in the United States is ecstatic after the news that the U.S.

men's hockey team defeated Canada in their own sport, taking home gold.

And of course, the women did very much the same, reportedly in overtime as well.

And so we got the best hockey teams.

Everybody agrees.

But controversy is a brewing, my friends.

You see, after these tremendous victories, Donald Trump calls the U.S.

men's team on the phone and says, how would y'all like to come to the State of the Union address on the 24th?

And they said, can you get us a plane?

He says, I got you a plane.

And they said, let's go, baby.

Trump then jokingly says, you know, I do have to invite the women's team as well.

They all laugh and he says, because, you know, I'd probably be impeached if I didn't.

He's joking around with the boys.

In no way is any of that offensive unless your brain don't work.

But certainly now the media is framing it as such.

And I don't know if it's directly correlated, but the U.S.

women's hockey team has declined to attend the State of the Union Address, citing prior commitments.

And I'm going to go ahead and say shenanigans.

Guys.