Tim Poole

They didn't have goofy looking horses dancing around singing hot dog songs with mice, that creepy ass, whatever it is.

And so what's happening now is we are raising our generations under the assumption that, I gotta be honest guys, just seriously answer me this.

What is the logic behind sticking a child in front of a bunch of DMT tripping anthropomorphized animals singing random nonsense like the hot dog song?

Ian?

It's better than them going out till 1 a.m.

with their friends and drinking.

Why do you want your kids at home vegging out?

Because you don't want them out causing trouble.

You're talking about a two-year-old, so what else are they going to be doing?

15-year-olds aren't watching Mickey Mouse sing the hot dog song.

I hope not.

There's a lot of garbage on the internet.

I play video games.

I'm deeply concerned my two-year-old's going to go hit the bar.

They're clubbing tonight.

What's the value of letting my mom, letting her four-year-old veg on the Atari, you know, day in, day out?

It turned out to be I didn't go out drinking.

Have your kid watch some BBC nature documentary.

Oh, yeah.

where what's his Attenborough guy goes, the frog jumps from the leaf and ends in the water.