Tim

I think we need nuclear war.

I am hoping that Iran launches missiles in every direction.

We retaliate with nukes.

China then fires nukes.

All of our grid communications are wiped out and we are forced to revert back to 1994.

I'm just saying like technology is obliterated only to the point where we have to live like it's 1994.

Like we know cell phones exist, but the infrastructure is gone and the internet's largely gone.

So we have this weak dial-up internet from the old.

Did you guys see the Variety article that was insulting Chuck Norris?

It was titled Chuck Norris, action movie star, but his politics may muddy his legacy or whatever.

And it went viral because people were like, look how they treat Rob Reiner.

Look how they treat Chuck Norris because he was a conservative.

The article was mostly just a fluff piece.

At the very end, it briefly mentions his movies were largely pro-American propaganda.

And that's all it really says.

But the reason they titled it this way is because we're in an age of 50,000 news websites all competing for you to click on them and you have no reason to click on them.

When Chuck Norris died, rest in peace, legend, everyone instantly knew.

You just needed X. You didn't need anything else.

Right.

So how do you function as a news outlet then?