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Timm Woods

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1182 total appearances

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Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Oh, no, Greg. I rolled a one. A one? I did say, I just said the higher you roll, the more likely you are you are looking at it, so apparently you're not interested in these jugs of blood. I don't care about the perfect round titties at all. Nope, apparently not.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Oh, no, Greg. I rolled a one. A one? I did say, I just said the higher you roll, the more likely you are you are looking at it, so apparently you're not interested in these jugs of blood. I don't care about the perfect round titties at all. Nope, apparently not.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Just sort of jiggling a little bit. And so you are 100% noticing this, but you're not hypnotized, I'm going to say. Or maybe a little hypnotized. We'll see on your turn. However, it sounds like maybe one other person might be getting caught in this. Roll me a d20 just to make sure you got the right shredder. As long as you don't get a one, you're fine. I got a 10. You're fine, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Just sort of jiggling a little bit. And so you are 100% noticing this, but you're not hypnotized, I'm going to say. Or maybe a little hypnotized. We'll see on your turn. However, it sounds like maybe one other person might be getting caught in this. Roll me a d20 just to make sure you got the right shredder. As long as you don't get a one, you're fine. I got a 10. You're fine, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Just sort of jiggling a little bit. And so you are 100% noticing this, but you're not hypnotized, I'm going to say. Or maybe a little hypnotized. We'll see on your turn. However, it sounds like maybe one other person might be getting caught in this. Roll me a d20 just to make sure you got the right shredder. As long as you don't get a one, you're fine. I got a 10. You're fine, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I am gonna need one wisdom saving throw, which I happen to know you're pretty good at. So you have like a plus five on this. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five, but you need a 14 or higher against Wayne's spells. How'd you do? Cocked. Nine. Nine plus five is a 14 exactly. It is just barely enough that you are not hypnotized.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I am gonna need one wisdom saving throw, which I happen to know you're pretty good at. So you have like a plus five on this. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five, but you need a 14 or higher against Wayne's spells. How'd you do? Cocked. Nine. Nine plus five is a 14 exactly. It is just barely enough that you are not hypnotized.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I am gonna need one wisdom saving throw, which I happen to know you're pretty good at. So you have like a plus five on this. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five, but you need a 14 or higher against Wayne's spells. How'd you do? Cocked. Nine. Nine plus five is a 14 exactly. It is just barely enough that you are not hypnotized.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Well done, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Well done, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Well done, absolutely.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And Wayne, that was your hypnotic pattern spell. You're now aware two of them are hypnotized. Apparently two, Dwaygar, one visible and one invisible in this room are still loose. And that will bring us, did you want to inspire anybody else on your turn now with a bonus action?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And Wayne, that was your hypnotic pattern spell. You're now aware two of them are hypnotized. Apparently two, Dwaygar, one visible and one invisible in this room are still loose. And that will bring us, did you want to inspire anybody else on your turn now with a bonus action?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And Wayne, that was your hypnotic pattern spell. You're now aware two of them are hypnotized. Apparently two, Dwaygar, one visible and one invisible in this room are still loose. And that will bring us, did you want to inspire anybody else on your turn now with a bonus action?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

With that inspiration, it is now Greg's turn. Greg, what would you like to do? One of these duagars running away, right? It does seem like two of them are hypnotized. The one with the crossbow looks a little scared and has this scorpion-tailed rat right next to them. And then there is one invisible, and we don't know what they're doing. One's invisible. Yes.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

With that inspiration, it is now Greg's turn. Greg, what would you like to do? One of these duagars running away, right? It does seem like two of them are hypnotized. The one with the crossbow looks a little scared and has this scorpion-tailed rat right next to them. And then there is one invisible, and we don't know what they're doing. One's invisible. Yes.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

With that inspiration, it is now Greg's turn. Greg, what would you like to do? One of these duagars running away, right? It does seem like two of them are hypnotized. The one with the crossbow looks a little scared and has this scorpion-tailed rat right next to them. And then there is one invisible, and we don't know what they're doing. One's invisible. Yes.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Doesn't seem like any of them are running away just yet, but they're definitely rethinking their strategy here. I'd like to spin in a circle with my longsword, please. Ooh, interesting. You're hoping to hit multiple Dwagar, is that right? Just because I can't see the invisible one. Oh, interesting. Okay, I like that.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Doesn't seem like any of them are running away just yet, but they're definitely rethinking their strategy here. I'd like to spin in a circle with my longsword, please. Ooh, interesting. You're hoping to hit multiple Dwagar, is that right? Just because I can't see the invisible one. Oh, interesting. Okay, I like that.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Doesn't seem like any of them are running away just yet, but they're definitely rethinking their strategy here. I'd like to spin in a circle with my longsword, please. Ooh, interesting. You're hoping to hit multiple Dwagar, is that right? Just because I can't see the invisible one. Oh, interesting. Okay, I like that.