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Timm Woods

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1182 total appearances

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Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Like we say in the mirror every morning.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

with a plus or a bonus. The total, and she needed a 14 to avoid being charmed. The total is a 13. She is charmed by you, Ehrlich, just barely. And she starts to look at you with little hearts rising from her head in an admiring way. She's saying, I'll get my way past you, barbarian. And then when I, whoa, wait a minute. Who's that shredder over there?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

with a plus or a bonus. The total, and she needed a 14 to avoid being charmed. The total is a 13. She is charmed by you, Ehrlich, just barely. And she starts to look at you with little hearts rising from her head in an admiring way. She's saying, I'll get my way past you, barbarian. And then when I, whoa, wait a minute. Who's that shredder over there?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

with a plus or a bonus. The total, and she needed a 14 to avoid being charmed. The total is a 13. She is charmed by you, Ehrlich, just barely. And she starts to look at you with little hearts rising from her head in an admiring way. She's saying, I'll get my way past you, barbarian. And then when I, whoa, wait a minute. Who's that shredder over there?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

For some reason, compared to all the other shredders, that one shredder, for some reason, is like really good looking. I don't know why. And she can't put her finger on it. Anytime you make a persuasion check on her, you now have advantage for the duration of the next hour, after which she will be like, what the fuck was happening to me?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

For some reason, compared to all the other shredders, that one shredder, for some reason, is like really good looking. I don't know why. And she can't put her finger on it. Anytime you make a persuasion check on her, you now have advantage for the duration of the next hour, after which she will be like, what the fuck was happening to me?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

For some reason, compared to all the other shredders, that one shredder, for some reason, is like really good looking. I don't know why. And she can't put her finger on it. Anytime you make a persuasion check on her, you now have advantage for the duration of the next hour, after which she will be like, what the fuck was happening to me?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And she will start to realize that she was under a charm spell. But well done, Erlik. Was there anything else you wanted to do on your turn?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And she will start to realize that she was under a charm spell. But well done, Erlik. Was there anything else you wanted to do on your turn?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And she will start to realize that she was under a charm spell. But well done, Erlik. Was there anything else you wanted to do on your turn?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I believe your character actually speaks Dwarvish. At the very least, Gnomish is based off of Dwarvish. So go ahead and roll an investigation check. D20 plus investigation. Great bonus action there. 16 plus 5. Absolutely. And just so you know, as you're looking at the maps, she was standing on the table.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I believe your character actually speaks Dwarvish. At the very least, Gnomish is based off of Dwarvish. So go ahead and roll an investigation check. D20 plus investigation. Great bonus action there. 16 plus 5. Absolutely. And just so you know, as you're looking at the maps, she was standing on the table.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I believe your character actually speaks Dwarvish. At the very least, Gnomish is based off of Dwarvish. So go ahead and roll an investigation check. D20 plus investigation. Great bonus action there. 16 plus 5. Absolutely. And just so you know, as you're looking at the maps, she was standing on the table.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

So you look at the maps and you see her feet and she takes one step closer to you and then another step. And you kind of look up and you realize she's standing right above you and says, well, hello there, handsome. And what was your total on that? Sixteen. Sixteen. With a sixteen, you're going to learn two important facts.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

So you look at the maps and you see her feet and she takes one step closer to you and then another step. And you kind of look up and you realize she's standing right above you and says, well, hello there, handsome. And what was your total on that? Sixteen. Sixteen. With a sixteen, you're going to learn two important facts.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

So you look at the maps and you see her feet and she takes one step closer to you and then another step. And you kind of look up and you realize she's standing right above you and says, well, hello there, handsome. And what was your total on that? Sixteen. Sixteen. With a sixteen, you're going to learn two important facts.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

First of all, before you learn any of those facts, I'm going to tell you right now, it's clearly a map of the dungeon you're in right now. There's a map of the upper floor. There's also a map of this floor. And now you can tell there's labeling marked on this room. It says war room. And it even says like stepsister Shredette sleeps here, like hangs out here.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

First of all, before you learn any of those facts, I'm going to tell you right now, it's clearly a map of the dungeon you're in right now. There's a map of the upper floor. There's also a map of this floor. And now you can tell there's labeling marked on this room. It says war room. And it even says like stepsister Shredette sleeps here, like hangs out here.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

First of all, before you learn any of those facts, I'm going to tell you right now, it's clearly a map of the dungeon you're in right now. There's a map of the upper floor. There's also a map of this floor. And now you can tell there's labeling marked on this room. It says war room. And it even says like stepsister Shredette sleeps here, like hangs out here.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Nobody else is allowed in the war room unless I give you permission. But there's runes labeling the other four doors that we don't know about. Which door do you want to know about first? You're going to learn about two things in this period of time. You get to pick northwest, northeast, southwest, or southeast.