Timm Woods
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That would be a one. Oh, no. Uh-oh. We want the maximum damage so that we can... I mean, not... Nine. Nine. There you go. So, ten damage. Kills the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer. One Duagar finally down. However... Lola is caught in the moonbeam. Oh, no. Damn it. And instantly incinerated. Oh! I'm sorry. She's never there. But Lola was friends with who? Lola was friends with Erlich.
That would be a one. Oh, no. Uh-oh. We want the maximum damage so that we can... I mean, not... Nine. Nine. There you go. So, ten damage. Kills the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer. One Duagar finally down. However... Lola is caught in the moonbeam. Oh, no. Damn it. And instantly incinerated. Oh! I'm sorry. She's never there. But Lola was friends with who? Lola was friends with Erlich.
She was not just his friend, but his summoned familiar, his spirit that he bound from the nine hells. Now, Lola is not dead. She goes back to the nine hells. In 24 hours, you'll be able to summon her again, but...
She was not just his friend, but his summoned familiar, his spirit that he bound from the nine hells. Now, Lola is not dead. She goes back to the nine hells. In 24 hours, you'll be able to summon her again, but...
She was not just his friend, but his summoned familiar, his spirit that he bound from the nine hells. Now, Lola is not dead. She goes back to the nine hells. In 24 hours, you'll be able to summon her again, but...
but that's she's probably gonna have a good time going she's gonna have a great time honestly yeah she's going home she's gonna check on her family and stuff she'll come back soon if you are alive to summon her and so hippo maximus amazing turn that was your action can't think of anything with a bonus action there so unless there was anything you wanted to do with a bonus action it would now be shredette's turn anything else you want to do with a bonus
but that's she's probably gonna have a good time going she's gonna have a great time honestly yeah she's going home she's gonna check on her family and stuff she'll come back soon if you are alive to summon her and so hippo maximus amazing turn that was your action can't think of anything with a bonus action there so unless there was anything you wanted to do with a bonus action it would now be shredette's turn anything else you want to do with a bonus
but that's she's probably gonna have a good time going she's gonna have a great time honestly yeah she's going home she's gonna check on her family and stuff she'll come back soon if you are alive to summon her and so hippo maximus amazing turn that was your action can't think of anything with a bonus action there so unless there was anything you wanted to do with a bonus action it would now be shredette's turn anything else you want to do with a bonus
No, I'm willing to pass to Shredette. Absolutely. I'm going to roll. The higher I roll, the more Shredette wants to run. The lower I roll, the more she wants to make out with Ehrlich. So, ooh, with a six. That's not a very high roll. She starts to get ready to run, and then instead, she stops, looks at Ehrlich, and says, we should make out. But first, we've got to think smart. What should I do?
No, I'm willing to pass to Shredette. Absolutely. I'm going to roll. The higher I roll, the more Shredette wants to run. The lower I roll, the more she wants to make out with Ehrlich. So, ooh, with a six. That's not a very high roll. She starts to get ready to run, and then instead, she stops, looks at Ehrlich, and says, we should make out. But first, we've got to think smart. What should I do?
No, I'm willing to pass to Shredette. Absolutely. I'm going to roll. The higher I roll, the more Shredette wants to run. The lower I roll, the more she wants to make out with Ehrlich. So, ooh, with a six. That's not a very high roll. She starts to get ready to run, and then instead, she stops, looks at Ehrlich, and says, we should make out. But first, we've got to think smart. What should I do?
And she looks at Norm and gets her weapons ready. Do you think she should attack Norm or do you think she should do something else instead? She is in front of everyone asking you this. You can say nothing.
And she looks at Norm and gets her weapons ready. Do you think she should attack Norm or do you think she should do something else instead? She is in front of everyone asking you this. You can say nothing.
And she looks at Norm and gets her weapons ready. Do you think she should attack Norm or do you think she should do something else instead? She is in front of everyone asking you this. You can say nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She leans in while she's getting her weapons ready. Attack, attack, attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She leans in while she's getting her weapons ready. Attack, attack, attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She leans in while she's getting her weapons ready. Attack, attack, attack.
As Norm is trying to lean in to hear what you're saying. Norm, I'll let you roll a D20 if you roll a 10. That was a good whisper. 15 or higher I'm looking for. 17. 17. You heard the whisper. Shit. Even as the axe is coming down upon you. The first roll is a hit because of advantage from you being reckless. And then the second one... Is a critical hit against you, Norm. I am sorry to say.
As Norm is trying to lean in to hear what you're saying. Norm, I'll let you roll a D20 if you roll a 10. That was a good whisper. 15 or higher I'm looking for. 17. 17. You heard the whisper. Shit. Even as the axe is coming down upon you. The first roll is a hit because of advantage from you being reckless. And then the second one... Is a critical hit against you, Norm. I am sorry to say.
As Norm is trying to lean in to hear what you're saying. Norm, I'll let you roll a D20 if you roll a 10. That was a good whisper. 15 or higher I'm looking for. 17. 17. You heard the whisper. Shit. Even as the axe is coming down upon you. The first roll is a hit because of advantage from you being reckless. And then the second one... Is a critical hit against you, Norm. I am sorry to say.