Timothée Chalamet

Yeah. Over a long period of time. Well, 2018, we're supposed to do it summer of 2020. Then the pandemic hit. Then I just kept working on it, kept working on it. I was supposed to do the summer of 2023. Then the strike hit, which is when I was coaching. Still getting in trouble for doing my, you know, getting rid of my lisp. I'm just kidding.

You don't actually talk like this.

Your voice is actually super high. When I walked in here today, Theo's voice was super high. I'm a Disney character, guys, dude. And he kept doing this weird thing where he'd rock back and forth. Oh, boy. That's how he welcomed me. He insisted that I jump on his back and get brought in here. And he put me on the couch, and then he assumed the character we all know, that is Theo Vaughn.

I actually wanted him to jump on my front, dude.

But listen, you've got to be strong enough to do that. That's a good point. I could probably do it to you. I'm getting you out of your comfort zone, man. You could not do a frontside piggyback whiz. When we finish this, I'm jumping on the front.

And, you know, can I F you this? Like a little John Cena thing? Just for promo. Just for promo.

I'll do it on this. Okay. All right. Then you land on that. Oh, man. You just lay somebody on this. No, I'm going to be like that, and then I'll suplex you on that.

Yeah. It's that time of year, man. It's the holidays. Come on, it's the holidays. You know, this is the holidays in America in 2024.

About nothing.

So what about you? I'm going to be here because I've been all over the place. I'm going to New York tonight. Then I go to London and then do all this promo for the movie. Oh, you still have to promo for this movie? For how long does promo take? Well, it's coming out on Christmas, so I'm going every day, you know? But I love the movie.

That's why, you know, that's why... Shit, man, I'm trying to go as hard as possible. And, you know, and then fucking come back here and be with my family, be with my new little niece. Oh, you got a new niece?

First one. Let's go, dude.

Can you bring a picture of her?

I don't even think... I think my sister's kept her offline. You know, my sister lives in a sort of like a... She's with a group of people in like a forest type thing in France.

Near Annecy? Yeah, near Annecy, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a forest. No internet. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. No, no.

You know, let's email her a meal. Let's give her a French Groupon. French Groupon. No, but she's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No Groupons in France, man. No Groupons in France. No Groupons and a high property tax. They have high property tax over there.

Beautiful property. And they don't want people just coming in, you know, not, you know. Just milling around for 40 bucks a month property tax. I'm in that age now where I'll chat GBT, like, what are the most attractive, low property tax places in America or around the world?

Wait, who'd she give it to?

He had a hoodie that said government. He had a couple of them, yeah. She just gave him eight bucks. Oh, man. Same thing, man. I grew up in like a Mitchell Llama. You know about Mitchell Llama? Oh, yeah, the restaurant stars or whatever? No, no, no, no, no. The Mitchell Llama is like, there's like two, to my understanding, there's two versions of like good arts housing here. You got section eight.

That means you're paying like under 800 bucks. Mitchell Llama, yep. Oh, that damn Mitchell Llama, brother. Absolutely.