Tina Fey

I think I stayed home a lot in the pandemic and muttered to myself. And I hope that's it and it's not a precursor to some kind of mental decline. It was like her muttering started when she was 53. And then she became one of the Crumb Brothers from the movie Crumb. Everyone pause the podcast. Go watch Crumb real quick. But I'm trying to think if I don't.

I think I stayed home a lot in the pandemic and muttered to myself. And I hope that's it and it's not a precursor to some kind of mental decline. It was like her muttering started when she was 53. And then she became one of the Crumb Brothers from the movie Crumb. Everyone pause the podcast. Go watch Crumb real quick. But I'm trying to think if I don't.

I know mine. Exactly.

I know mine. Exactly.

I know mine. Exactly.

How do I say this without saying it? Mm hmm.

How do I say this without saying it? Mm hmm.

How do I say this without saying it? Mm hmm.

Because you're playing Candy Crush the whole time.

Because you're playing Candy Crush the whole time.

Because you're playing Candy Crush the whole time.

Now, how do I articulate that? There's a certain type of strident, older showbiz that's like, listen to me, honey, I don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh, God. But that's so not you. You're a mutterer. I'm a mutterer. But there's also something about the look of it. As often as I say, like, I'm going to cut my hair, and my friend Guy has been doing my hair for 30 years, he's like, no.

Now, how do I articulate that? There's a certain type of strident, older showbiz that's like, listen to me, honey, I don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh, God. But that's so not you. You're a mutterer. I'm a mutterer. But there's also something about the look of it. As often as I say, like, I'm going to cut my hair, and my friend Guy has been doing my hair for 30 years, he's like, no.

Now, how do I articulate that? There's a certain type of strident, older showbiz that's like, listen to me, honey, I don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh, God. But that's so not you. You're a mutterer. I'm a mutterer. But there's also something about the look of it. As often as I say, like, I'm going to cut my hair, and my friend Guy has been doing my hair for 30 years, he's like, no.

No, you may not. Well, you have the best hair in the business. Thank you. People should know this. Let's get grandma a hair campaign. This is all Tina's hair. This is all my hair. Thank you. And much like skinny people who are mad about Ozempic, in the early 2000s when all these bitches started wearing tracks, I was like, what? What?

No, you may not. Well, you have the best hair in the business. Thank you. People should know this. Let's get grandma a hair campaign. This is all Tina's hair. This is all my hair. Thank you. And much like skinny people who are mad about Ozempic, in the early 2000s when all these bitches started wearing tracks, I was like, what? What?

No, you may not. Well, you have the best hair in the business. Thank you. People should know this. Let's get grandma a hair campaign. This is all Tina's hair. This is all my hair. Thank you. And much like skinny people who are mad about Ozempic, in the early 2000s when all these bitches started wearing tracks, I was like, what? What?

you can just have what i have this is all i have it is it is the most incredible real hair thank you so much uh we just did this i just did this show called the four seasons that's coming out in may and uh there's a scene it's based on this old movie with alan alda and carol burnett and there's a scene in the old movie where carol burnett carol burnett is very angrily brushing her short hair which is so it's like the most 1981 thing ever like first of all we know like

you can just have what i have this is all i have it is it is the most incredible real hair thank you so much uh we just did this i just did this show called the four seasons that's coming out in may and uh there's a scene it's based on this old movie with alan alda and carol burnett and there's a scene in the old movie where carol burnett carol burnett is very angrily brushing her short hair which is so it's like the most 1981 thing ever like first of all we know like

you can just have what i have this is all i have it is it is the most incredible real hair thank you so much uh we just did this i just did this show called the four seasons that's coming out in may and uh there's a scene it's based on this old movie with alan alda and carol burnett and there's a scene in the old movie where carol burnett carol burnett is very angrily brushing her short hair which is so it's like the most 1981 thing ever like first of all we know like