Tina Fey

You know what's so funny? When I was doing Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon, we started, and then, and you were doing this, and all this press, you know, this show was, like, so popular and exploded, and there'd be all these press things that said, like, Jon Stewart, America's best fake news anchor. And I was like, I'm kind of the only other fake news anchor.

You know what's so funny? When I was doing Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon, we started, and then, and you were doing this, and all this press, you know, this show was, like, so popular and exploded, and there'd be all these press things that said, like, Jon Stewart, America's best fake news anchor. And I was like, I'm kind of the only other fake news anchor.

Because Jimmy's, like, a sketch comedian, and Colbert wasn't doing his thing yet, and I was like... Dag, dag, America?

Because Jimmy's, like, a sketch comedian, and Colbert wasn't doing his thing yet, and I was like... Dag, dag, America?

When I was at Second City, I was at Second City in Chicago back in the day, and when I first got there, I was a student, and Colbert and Steve Carell were on the main stage, and we used to go watch them all the time. And one of the two, I will not say which one, was a notorious ladies' man. Can I guess? Can I guess? But let me guess.

When I was at Second City, I was at Second City in Chicago back in the day, and when I first got there, I was a student, and Colbert and Steve Carell were on the main stage, and we used to go watch them all the time. And one of the two, I will not say which one, was a notorious ladies' man. Can I guess? Can I guess? But let me guess.

One of the two was very popular with the ladies.

One of the two was very popular with the ladies.

I'm not going to say. I can't say.

I'm not going to say. I can't say.

Peter Colbert would be there with the acoustic guitar. Right, exactly.

Peter Colbert would be there with the acoustic guitar. Right, exactly.

An issue which I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.

An issue which I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.

An issue which I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.

Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. And I can see Russia from my house.

Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. And I can see Russia from my house.

Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. And I can see Russia from my house.

Yes, it is. Yes, they are. Tiny gremlins. There's tiny gremlins in our bodies. I've seen them in my microscope.

Yes, it is. Yes, they are. Tiny gremlins. There's tiny gremlins in our bodies. I've seen them in my microscope.