Tina Fey

Oh, everything's on fire. Yeah, but then it's also like, there's a food festival on City Island. And Curtis Pete's like, check out these artichokes. He's like, Betty's going to make the squash pie called matzo goots. Speaking of Betty, people should know that that's what I call you. That's right.

Oh, everything's on fire. Yeah, but then it's also like, there's a food festival on City Island. And Curtis Pete's like, check out these artichokes. He's like, Betty's going to make the squash pie called matzo goots. Speaking of Betty, people should know that that's what I call you. That's right.

Oh, everything's on fire. Yeah, but then it's also like, there's a food festival on City Island. And Curtis Pete's like, check out these artichokes. He's like, Betty's going to make the squash pie called matzo goots. Speaking of Betty, people should know that that's what I call you. That's right.

You called me that in front of Colin Jost the other day, and he seemed very delighted. I can't believe he didn't know that.

You called me that in front of Colin Jost the other day, and he seemed very delighted. I can't believe he didn't know that.

You called me that in front of Colin Jost the other day, and he seemed very delighted. I can't believe he didn't know that.

Did you meet him? I have a terrible memory. I remember I hated every minute being at the Harvard Lampoon. Boy, me too. What a bunch of dorks.

Did you meet him? I have a terrible memory. I remember I hated every minute being at the Harvard Lampoon. Boy, me too. What a bunch of dorks.

Did you meet him? I have a terrible memory. I remember I hated every minute being at the Harvard Lampoon. Boy, me too. What a bunch of dorks.

They invite you to come up, and then you go there, and then a bunch of, like— snivelly little worms. By the way, try to roast you. And they're not good at it. No, they're not good at it.

They invite you to come up, and then you go there, and then a bunch of, like— snivelly little worms. By the way, try to roast you. And they're not good at it. No, they're not good at it.

They invite you to come up, and then you go there, and then a bunch of, like— snivelly little worms. By the way, try to roast you. And they're not good at it. No, they're not good at it.

He was the baby. Okay.

He was the baby. Okay.

He was the baby. Okay.

I don't remember any of the actual people that roasted us. I remember the face of one guy. And has he gone on to work in comedy? I don't believe he has.

I don't remember any of the actual people that roasted us. I remember the face of one guy. And has he gone on to work in comedy? I don't believe he has.

I don't remember any of the actual people that roasted us. I remember the face of one guy. And has he gone on to work in comedy? I don't believe he has.

Yeah. Like you're not better than me. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like you're not better than me. Yeah. Yeah.