Tina

You'll always be a legend.

Hope Paisley Park is nice up in heaven.

We'll always think about you with the purple rain.

And then a soda, and then a soda.

You got to suit up and be a soldier.

Good morning.

Yes.

I mean, he didn't die, but I feel like I can one-up that one.

So I'm sort of amused and sort of annoyed.

So we've been dating for maybe five months, and I really put my time into this.

thought okay you know what he could be the one he could be it and you know the clock is ticking okay tick tock tick tock so i was like all right let's let's get on this here so i put my college degree to good use and i started researching okay how am i going to blow this guy's mind

in the sheets right i think i delivered okay not to toot my own horn toot toot okay okay so you delivered in the sheets you would you google it i mean okay she read a cosmo magazine that's what the internet for days yeah what is the internet okay you're right okay so we'll go to the library to research that um so i blew his mind in my in my own opinion and then over the weekend he says

we're going to have to break up.

I'm just not into this.

And then as the conversation went on, he said, you remind me too much of my ex.

And then as it progressed, he said, actually, I only started dating you because you look just like her.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I wasted my time and good sex on this man.