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Todd Spodek

πŸ‘€ Speaker
684 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

You don't have much going for you to stay out of prison pending trial. But if you knew about an investigation, voluntarily flew overβ€” Returned yourself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

You don't have much going for you to stay out of prison pending trial. But if you knew about an investigation, voluntarily flew overβ€” Returned yourself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

You don't have much going for you to stay out of prison pending trial. But if you knew about an investigation, voluntarily flew overβ€” Returned yourself.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So that's that. You guys are looking for me. But there are countries. Lebanon doesn't, you know. Really? I'd rather do 35 years. Exactly. Now, I don't know. I was going to say. Fucking Rikers. You know, I was going to say there are some places I don't know if you'd rather be there.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So that's that. You guys are looking for me. But there are countries. Lebanon doesn't, you know. Really? I'd rather do 35 years. Exactly. Now, I don't know. I was going to say. Fucking Rikers. You know, I was going to say there are some places I don't know if you'd rather be there.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So that's that. You guys are looking for me. But there are countries. Lebanon doesn't, you know. Really? I'd rather do 35 years. Exactly. Now, I don't know. I was going to say. Fucking Rikers. You know, I was going to say there are some places I don't know if you'd rather be there.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah. No, Cancun, you're dead to rights. You're coming home. Okay. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah. No, Cancun, you're dead to rights. You're coming home. Okay. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah. No, Cancun, you're dead to rights. You're coming home. Okay. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So, yeah, there's three different types of bail traditionally in New York, right? There's cash bail, which is $50,000. You bring $50,000. You post it with the court. You get released. Where does that money go? Who's getting that cash? It's just held in an account and then released to you at the end of the case minus a 3% administrative fee.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So, yeah, there's three different types of bail traditionally in New York, right? There's cash bail, which is $50,000. You bring $50,000. You post it with the court. You get released. Where does that money go? Who's getting that cash? It's just held in an account and then released to you at the end of the case minus a 3% administrative fee.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

So, yeah, there's three different types of bail traditionally in New York, right? There's cash bail, which is $50,000. You bring $50,000. You post it with the court. You get released. Where does that money go? Who's getting that cash? It's just held in an account and then released to you at the end of the case minus a 3% administrative fee.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

That's just so you show up, right? It's a security, right? It's saying to the court, look, I'm coming back. You're holding $50,000. When this case is over, I get it back no matter what. Now, if you abscond, if you flee, you get peace. You know what I mean? If you're out, then they forfeit that money. And that does happen. The state gets that. The state gets it. Gotcha. So that's one.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

That's just so you show up, right? It's a security, right? It's saying to the court, look, I'm coming back. You're holding $50,000. When this case is over, I get it back no matter what. Now, if you abscond, if you flee, you get peace. You know what I mean? If you're out, then they forfeit that money. And that does happen. The state gets that. The state gets it. Gotcha. So that's one.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

That's just so you show up, right? It's a security, right? It's saying to the court, look, I'm coming back. You're holding $50,000. When this case is over, I get it back no matter what. Now, if you abscond, if you flee, you get peace. You know what I mean? If you're out, then they forfeit that money. And that does happen. The state gets that. The state gets it. Gotcha. So that's one.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Then there's partially secured bonds, which is you're paying a percentage, 10% to the court, and you're showing to them that you have sufficient financial resources to pay the whole thing in the event your loved one. Gotcha. And that's another option. And then there's bail bonds. Dog to bounty hunter. So they put the money up? Yeah. So for example, someone gets arrested in the bond.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Then there's partially secured bonds, which is you're paying a percentage, 10% to the court, and you're showing to them that you have sufficient financial resources to pay the whole thing in the event your loved one. Gotcha. And that's another option. And then there's bail bonds. Dog to bounty hunter. So they put the money up? Yeah. So for example, someone gets arrested in the bond.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Then there's partially secured bonds, which is you're paying a percentage, 10% to the court, and you're showing to them that you have sufficient financial resources to pay the whole thing in the event your loved one. Gotcha. And that's another option. And then there's bail bonds. Dog to bounty hunter. So they put the money up? Yeah. So for example, someone gets arrested in the bond.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

And the bail is $50,000. One option, someone comes to court, pays $50,000 cash. One option is a partially secured bond, which you're paying 10%, which will be higher than the $50,000. So it'll be like $100,000. You're paying the court 10%. You're signing the bond, proving to the court, look, I work full time. This is what I do. Here's how much I make. Here's my savings. Here's everything.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

And the bail is $50,000. One option, someone comes to court, pays $50,000 cash. One option is a partially secured bond, which you're paying 10%, which will be higher than the $50,000. So it'll be like $100,000. You're paying the court 10%. You're signing the bond, proving to the court, look, I work full time. This is what I do. Here's how much I make. Here's my savings. Here's everything.