Toddy Tindall
Appearances
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
So I was manning the door at an establishment here on 6th Street with a fatty deterrent system in place. And as I stood at the bottom of them stairs, gorgeous young thing come to me with a little spaghetti strap, silky number on with no bra and half her ass hanging out. And she is of age, so I sit her up in the stairs and might have inadvertently found myself gazing up upon her undercarriage.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
and held my gaze a little longer than anticipated. And in those 20 seconds, I could tell you with absolute certainty that she is not one of those butthole-bleaching bitches. And also, she has dynamite pussy. I seen a little white fuse sticking out of her panties.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
And a week later, this chunky young thing with 50 pounds of fupa tucked into a miniskirt and a couple of X's too small decides she's going to stop halfway up the stairs and throw the ass back for the world to see. It was fucking horrendous. She had no panties on. I thought I was looking at a bulldog eating bologna. It was fucking, ugh, gross. Somebody obviously had lit her fuse.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
All on 6th Street. No, sir, I moved from Carlsbad, New Mexico.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I had just been wanting to forever, and I had just lost my job, but I was a good friend of mine. I had a room for it, and... I was like, what the hell?
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Oh, my God. It just sucked. I spent 15, not 15 years, 10 years of my life on a boat. I worked offshore for a long time. Oh, okay. Joe List.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
No, I was called a beautiful man just a few days ago by another man. Uh-huh.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
A reptile. I like reptiles. I've been catching red pythons for a decade. I sold my reptile business to move here.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Oh, yeah, plenty of times. No, but seriously. No, not like that, no. Right.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Getting bit by big snakes and screaming like a little girl with a skinny knee.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Oh, that's not a new one, buddy. I've heard that many times.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
All right. So I have five kids from four different women. Whoa, all right, David Lucas, slow down. So I am not gay.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Oh, no. I've never lived in Arizona. I'm from New Mexico. Oh, that's what I meant. Yeah, it's all the same.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
No, sir. I have three in Louisiana, one in Texas, one in New Mexico.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I'm playing the field. I'm single for the first time in a decade. And I'm trying to be a fucking coxswain out here on 6th Street.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
My standards are on a sliding scale, and at the moment I'm kind of broke, so I'm... You said he's fucking with us?
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
There you go. I did just take a photo of the transvestite and send it to my baby brother to fuck with him. Told him she wanted to take me home tonight, and she's obviously not. She don't have the factory fuck stick. Sorry, factory fuck hole, rather.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
This girl was born with the factory fuck stick. What does that mean? The OG dick born without the fucking regular old fuck hole. Girl had a dick is what I'm saying.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
No, it's not my kink. What is your kink? I like butt-fucking fat girls.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I think Metallica is the greatest American band of all time.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Money. You just send money? Well, they're older. They like money. My baby is eight, and she loves going to Walmart with a little card. Nice.