Tom Bodett

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

Yeah. Peter, you got a little something on your head.

Yeah. Peter, you got a little something on your head.