Tom Bogert

Elbows, but man, if Chuck Hayes put a hip into you, you'd go flying 10 feet.

Rafer Alston?

I skipped him.

I knew, of course, a young Steve Novak on that team, by the way.

Rookie Steve Novak.

Really?

Yeah, you can't leave him open.

You'd be shocked.

Tom can attest.

Great MLS town.

Yes, it is, but you'd still get a highball glass thrown at your forehead.

Thomas Mueller, Vancouver's best player, one game he was unavailable, and he decided to just go to a bar in Vancouver to watch the game with fans and stuff.

And the bartender was like, nobody has ever asked us to put on Apple TV MLS.

He was at the F1 race last weekend, right?

He wasn't at the semifinal, which was surprising because the joke about Beckham was in the early days when Miami were bad, you didn't see him.

And then Messi came and he's pitch side every game.

I know as someone that covers the sport, you're probably tired of people complaining about how they promote it as a means of promotion.

But I am a little surprised that Beckham isn't more front-facing because of the things that you outlined.

They're in the championship.

Messi's on the team.