Tom Brady

And now, for the real reason y'all hear, Coach Bill Belichick. Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite. I used to say the next one. But now that I'm retired, my favorite ring is the camera that caught Coach Belichick slinking out of that poor girl's house at 6 a.m. a few months ago.

And now, for the real reason y'all hear, Coach Bill Belichick. Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite. I used to say the next one. But now that I'm retired, my favorite ring is the camera that caught Coach Belichick slinking out of that poor girl's house at 6 a.m. a few months ago.

And now, for the real reason y'all hear, Coach Bill Belichick. Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite. I used to say the next one. But now that I'm retired, my favorite ring is the camera that caught Coach Belichick slinking out of that poor girl's house at 6 a.m. a few months ago.

Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.

Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.

Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.

I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.

I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.

I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.

Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.

Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.

Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.

I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.

I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.

I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.

I wasn't. I was so gorgeous and thin.

I wasn't. I was so gorgeous and thin.