Tom Brady
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The After Show: Bad Romance
Where is everyone at? MomTalk has gotten to a really hostile point. Demi's willing to kick Jessie out of the group. I feel like I'm walking into a lion's den. It's going to get messy, for sure. MomTalk is turning on each other left and right. The police are here. I can't see this going any other way but a pure bloodbath. This is so toxic.
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The After Show: Bad Romance
Come on, Wrexham! With an all-new season. We're going into a really tough division.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
cutesy exactly i never would have expected this and i'm sorry like they're like i was looking for one desperately searching but there's no excuse like there's no excuse and i just think like now i think rather than like be phony and like act like this didn't happen or trying to i think she should just like lean into this side of herself.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, because I think otherwise it'll continue to come up. Like, and I think that's what people hate when they find out that someone in private, Ellen, JVN, someone in private is like so nasty, but their public persona is so cheery.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Even we were saying like Miranda Lambert when she was yelling at those fans. Like, yeah, Miranda yells at people.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I wasn't. I was so gorgeous and thin.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, no, it would be like if Sabrina, like I feel like Sabrina's been like at, you know, like at the top of her game for a couple more months, but like her overall energy is like very positive and happy and cheery.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
You know who could do this and it really wouldn't be the biggest deal, who's like kind of similar, is like Chappell.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
thousand percent you know what i mean so that's why i could see chapel talking to people like this like a thousand percent and like she set us up so that like we won't be shocked when we hear it so this was shocking because joji's like a cutie yeah she seems like a nice girl and not good i think like i'm sure her fans are really upset about this and um it's just because it's really bad it's like
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I was like a kala. I was on fiance. I got married. I was working at the live method. She had culottes. Well, maybe I was just like always working out and like counting calories and I didn't have that much to share. But today I think I'm going to make a soup. I've been feeling like soup. Doesn't that sound? Well, you don't like soup. So don't answer that. And don't like don't make it sound yucky.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And it's like, I couldn't even make out everything she was saying. I kind of need it transcribed because the only like things I could make. I got the gist. I got the gist. It was like fucking umbrella, fucking, fucking, fucking. Fuck, fuck, fuck. But there's like more stuff that she's saying, but it's very loud. So I couldn't hear everything.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
She could have put on a huge poncho. and hightailed it to the car, you know?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
She wanted her moment on the carpet, but like, do you think she also wanted this moment of like, don't she's going stealth mode?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Well, actually, it was until we heard the audio.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Because we literally clipped yesterday. Like, good for Dochi. She made it out of the market without anyone seeing her. That aged poorly.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So I think she'll be fine. I think she's talented enough to weather the storm. It's just unfortunate for her. And she also shouldn't speak to people like that. That would also be a good lesson, but I feel like it's just how she speaks.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Choke. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's actually something that I just saw that actually had me shocked. What? The Golden Globes is adding a best podcast category beginning in 2026.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So organizers of the Golden Globes on Wednesday said that ceremony will introduce a best podcast category beginning with the 83rd Globes in 2026. So not this year. So don't worry. Okay, okay.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Listen, the recognition for the burgeoning medium will mark a first for major film and TV award shows to date. Podcasts have been recognized mostly in digital forward award shows like the Webby's, the Amby's, the iHeart Awards, the Shorty's. Other awards that have podcast categories include the Peabody Awards. Which we could win a Peabody.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
The details are few about criteria for the new category. According to the Globes today, the top 25 podcasts will qualify for consideration. So you've got to be top 25.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I wonder which, like, charts they'll pull from. Like, I don't know. Chartable?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
an aggregate of all the platforms like sometimes we are top 25 sometimes but sometimes like if a lot of people are launching new shows you know we're not right 25 you need a chartable login but like get out of here sometimes we're like 18 overall not that I check so frequently no I never ever check and I don't even care I just kind of remembered that from the last time I checked yesterday in 2024 chartable is shutting down
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So the top 25 podcasts will qualify for consideration with a total of six final nation nominations for the category eligible eligibility requirements for those rankings and other details will be announced in the coming weeks. So I wonder if they're going to focus more on like scripted podcasts, you know, like the ones that are like dramatized.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like I don't see Joe Rogan winning.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. Of the top 25 right now, of which we are not in the top 25, we need to step our pussies up for 20. Oh, my God.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
You know who would win? Like smart lists.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But it's not fair because they could win a Golden Globe for other stuff. Like this is our shot at EGOT.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And I hope that the Grammys just the Golden Globes just keep that in consideration. Like don't give it to people who could win the Golden Globe for acting.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
They all probably have one. You know.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
sure give it to bill give it to like a podcaster by trade give it to crime junkie you know give it give ashley flowers her flowers like give it to one of the ogs doesn't even have to be us i literally in a million years never expected to be us please play this no no please play this when we win please i never will expect for it to be us like seriously but i do want it to be like a tried and true podcaster
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like, if you're a SAG member, I'm not down.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
SAG members need not apply. That's my thoughts on this, but I think this is really exciting for the industry.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
A-O-A-O. Yeah, so we'll see you in 2026, perhaps.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Two of my faves. Kristen Cavallari reveals Harry Jousey sent her an explicit photo of his wiener.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yes, the trailer for her new E! docuseries, Honestly, sick for them, sick for Page Six, Honestly Cavallari, the headline tour, came out on Monday, and it's a preview for her new show, which is a docuseries chronicling her podcast tour. She has a bunch of guests, and Harry Jowsey is one of them, and she said that Harry Jowsey sent her a dick pic, and that it's gigantic. I believe it. Yeah. I ship.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. BDI. It's very tall. Big dick itself.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. Well, Kristen, I wonder if they've ever hooked up.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It's true. We need Harry Jowsey's memoirs.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Memoirs of a Jowsey. And he needs to write them now before he forgets everything he's experienced in the last five years.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Well, I think that she should. I don't think that they did, but I think maybe, like, the podcasting orbit might bring them together.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. You know, she'll do enough shows that she's like, OK, who else is doing shows? And they're both on the same timeline. Yeah. So let's just manifest that.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And how do they get out? To be determined.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Well, I'm excited for Kristen's new show. Me too, actually. If Kristen has no fans, I'm dead. Same for Harry Chowsey. That's why I'm glad that these two came together. It felt like a story for me. But weirdly, every Kristen story feels like a story for me.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yes. And it's the smart list concept. So let's give them their flowers.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And bring back Shannon. Bring back Shannon.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, I think it's time. But it's also so funny how they're so intertwined, Kristen and Shannon, because Shannon was on Very Cavallari. If you didn't know that, which I feel like a lot of people don't know.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
They just know her as an influencer and podcaster.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
That's where I met Shannon, because you know I watched every episode of Very Cavallari.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Manifest. Putting it out there. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Four. Yeah. Tom Brady went on Logan Paul's podcast. Tom Brady?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He's doing big things. Yeah. Tom Brady went on Logan Paul's podcast and expresses more regret over the roast of Tom Brady. He said it was hard on his kids.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I never really realized. Well, I didn't watch the roast and I don't like keep up with Tom Brady in the news. But then I saw this again and he was talking to Logan Paul. So I clicked.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Ooh, second to last. Cherish it.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Maybe we can watch it together and have a watch party. Oh, yeah, you'll come over.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It's been 12 months since Tom Brady let his friends roast him for a Netflix special, but he's still beating himself up over it, admitting it was a It was fucked up to sign up for the event. He of course let his pals throw barbs his way for nearly three hours in May, 2024, but he admitted once more this week, the jokes over his divorce with Giselle really hurt his family.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He told Logan Paul on the latest episode of impulsive, his kids were super upset over some of the jabs and it frankly ruined his whole roast experience. He said, quote, we got done. We were, everybody was on cloud nine. And I think that moment I'll never forget, you know, and I'll never forget when I talked to my kids the next day and I was like, I felt like, you know, a stake through the heart.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He said his kids questioned why he'd get on stage and let people make those remarks. They straight up asked him, what was the point of that?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He said there's some things as a parent you fuck up and you don't realize until after. Like, ugh. I seriously have such a pit for him. Like I know that he fucked up and I do seriously wonder what was the point of that? You have more money and more fame than anyone. It's not like you needed the rehabilitation.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It's really true. And. It's just thirsty. It's honestly thirsty. I wonder like what his reason was at the time. I would love to know. And. Yeah. Of course he regrets it, wishes he never did it. And I have such a pit for him because that's like a big thing to regret. Like a small mistake you made in your private life.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
interesting podcast to discuss it on the impulsive show well then at the end of this article it also says he's gone around town telling everyone how much he regrets it he also went on the pivot told fred taylor ryan clark and channing crowder in the days after the event that he was bothered so um i think he's like talking to anyone who will listen but i actually thought it was cool that he that logan got tom brady the interview yeah and isn't you remember that video american
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Everyone had a bad time. Like Kim, the only person who had a good outcome was Nikki Glaser.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. It was like scarring for them. Worst mistake of their life.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Oh, he always has. He's the roast master.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He can't go through withdrawals.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I understand. Are you worried about like Romeo acclimating? No, no, no. Romeo and the baby. I feel like when I was having a baby, so many people were like, what about Bruno? Bruno handles it like a champion as he does everything.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Add it to your hospital bag, Wojers.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But like protein snacks is better as opposed to crapola.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Our fifth and final story, the Valley recap. The Valley was on last night. The crew headed down to Santa Bebra.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. Santa Barbara is like idyllic. I think objectively that's why like everyone wants to live there. And it's like one of the most expensive places in the country. Cause I think like the weather is like sublime.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I feel like they don't even have like mosquitoes, you know?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
When they were sitting outside, everyone's like bare legged. They're not worried about bug bites.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
That's how I felt about Bruno and you.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
About what did they even start arguing? The girlfriend. Oh, right. And Janet was like, I liked Janet so much in that moment because she was like arguing logically, making fire points, being like, she seems nice, but she threatened my friend. So I'm going to block her. And he was like, well, you're telling people to block her. And she's like, I told my husband, that's not telling people.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I know, but like Janet, it wears the pants, you know? Yes, yes, she does. Like there's only so much Mr. Janet could do for Janet when she's like such a strong woman.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And then Jesse like just starts like bringing shit up out of nowhere. That's when you know you've lost and like he just couldn't even have an argument with her.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
then spiraling and kicking the cameras like how did we I missed how that escalated to that I don't know why he's now like yelling at everyone because I do feel like he puts on the waterworks for the camera I think that's how Michelle feels too I wish she would say it more because she only said it once I'm trying to hold on to it but I wish she would just like always say it I think he like wants to be the victim on camera he wants to act like he would do anything for Michelle and that he loves her and that he just wants to like you know be in a good place but then I think when they're in mediation and when there's no cameras like he's a devil
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
That's why when he's sitting there crying and you would think... if this was a human being, like a rational human being, like Michelle might even feel tender to her. Oh, he's breaking down. He's upset. Like maybe we, maybe this is like a moment where we could reach reconciliation and just like peace. But she can't even look at it. She knows it's so fucking fake.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So then that he would go from like crying where he's trying to like stir up an emotional reaction from the friend group and the audience.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And the audience too. And then he goes into his room in his panties and starts yelling at Mr. Janet. Yeah. Like, he's playing, like, he just Jekyll and Hyde-ed us.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He should have, like, gotten into bed and started crying, and, like, maybe some dumb reviewers would have continued to feel bad for him, not me. Not me. But I might have been a little more confused. Like, oh, maybe, you know, the undies, and he's crying.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He is Jax Taylor with more finesse.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Jack can't get out of his own way. Maybe it's like the drug addiction.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
At this point, because we also know he fools us season one and two.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Well, you have to do the hospital blanket thing where you, like, give... to them to keep in his crate and let him get cozy. But like Bruno became a big brother at the same age that Romeo is becoming a big brother.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But like when Stassi and Jax broke up and everyone took Jax's side, remember like the first season, like that is like how Jesse is right now. It's like one, we know Jax. So we're able to see through his bullshit right now. But also Jesse does have more finesse than Jax. Jax is a hothead. Jesse is not. Jax is a drug addict and an alcoholic. Jesse is not. So his judgment is impaired.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
He might like think he's doing the right thing to manipulate the situation, but he doesn't realize he's manipulating no one.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
No, that's not hitting rock bottom if you have someone who's there for you. But maybe it takes, like, 15 days to be broken down. Like, of course, everyone comes into this rehab resistant. Like, everyone thinks they don't have a problem. Everyone thinks they can manipulate.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I think he just wants to be on the show. I think he's flipping that he's not on the show. He even texted Brittany, like, how can you do this to me? I've been working this hard for two years and you take my job away from me. Like, he's so worried about the show. He's making these videos like, please put me in the show, please.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I'm sure he was even arguing, I'll go after filming. But like, no, that doesn't work. Like you're a threat to the people around you. You have to go now.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And he was fantastic. I mean, King Charles Cavaliers are the best breed of dogs for children. It's just a hundred percent. So I think it's going to be wonderful. Yeah.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Claudia, I'd wiped it from my memory, but I'm glad that you brought it up because I felt like we were being like a little crazy, like harping on Benji last few episodes.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But Claudia, Benji on a stick was one of the lowest moments of entertainment that I've ever seen.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Also, and I'm sure this would like hurt his feelings. I think he wants to be a good one. He's a very bad reality star.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
agreed even on watch happens live last night I saw a couple of clips he's trying so hard to like stir the pot I watched watch what happens live last night and I thought it was a terrible episode and Michelle in a different way is also a bad reality star she has nothing to give she's not she's like Mr. Janet but he's not like a main character on the show yeah she should not be on a reality show she and even like they were playing this game of who could be shady or Zach or Michelle and all of her questions were about
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Jesse which was so unfair because she wouldn't answer them because like she's not trying makes her life hard it makes her life hard she's not like Jackson Brittany who have signed this like
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
social contract that like this is gonna benefit us so we'll throw each other under the bus like she doesn't she doesn't want to do that I respect it so much and she shouldn't do that but she's not it's boring yeah and like Zach was answering any any single question it was even like who's a better friend to you like Kristen or like his two best friends and he's he said who like of course no he is like willing to say anything or do anything to be successful and that's like a really scary person yeah
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. And it's also it's it's not even good enough. Like it's not comedic. It's not.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It's not giving what he thinks it's giving.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. Also she, he was asked why he has beef with Lala Kent. I saw that question and he didn't answer it. No. And he said like, I just don't think our show needs other cast members. Like we have a really good cast and like the show is good. And like, he's like mad that she wants, excuse me, excuse me, have some fucking respect.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
No, and he's the only one who gets left off of trips, doesn't go to Dave & Buster's, didn't go to the Babymoon last year. He's the weakest link. So, of course, he's going to be the most threatened by anyone coming in because it's like if we're a cast of eight, And I'm the eighth and you're better than me. Like, and it's just like, it's so insecure and it's so obvious.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And you should also like, if you're a good reality cast member, you would recognize Lala and Sheena will be great for the show.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So yeah, I just, anyways, Benjana stick.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. And I thought she was very magnanimous when she was like, it's big of me to even sit with him. I'm like, yes, Janet, it is big of you. Like I think she's just factual and I'm glad that they can like move forward because at a certain point we can't keep arguing about the same thing.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But like until Zach, like over, like, and it's, yeah, he said those things when he was blackout, maybe he didn't mean them. And like, that's not how he truly feels, whatever. Just say that.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Just say that like, oh, my God, I can't believe I said those things. I would never say that. I don't think that like I'm so sorry that that reached you. Like, just say that.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, so I'm glad they're on the cast trip. Danny's leaving tonight. He's going to come back drunk, so we'll see what happens.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, but then the fight begins.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I think they're just trying to, like, sow the seeds because I do think something later will happen.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Great question. I actually was in this exact situation when I was pregnant with Harry. I went on my friend, Sam, you all know Sam, she gave me her tomato sauce recipe. And I wanted to, I told my, I actually drove up with Rebecca and Dana. I told them in the car, I wasn't planning on telling Sam because I didn't want it to like take away from her weekend at all.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But there was a scenario where we were all talking and it just was like very natural. And I told her and it was like not with the whole group. I didn't make a whole announcement. And the other girls on the trip were like Sam's friends. So you don't know them. Yeah. So I didn't like like it was a private moment with me and like my college friends.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And it was just the right time to tell her I hadn't planned on telling her. But I didn't like she was so happy and it didn't take away from the weekend at all. I wouldn't make, if you know everyone on the trip and you're saying you're all best friends, I would not make like a big announcement.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But if there are a couple of people who you want to tell privately, just so they can like cover for you and pick up the slack. And if everyone's doing shots and they're going to swipe yours, like that's really, that is totally fine. If the moment feels right, you could tell the bride, but just, I need to know more about the bride.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It feels a lot like dilly dallying, but we had to do something. You can't just raw dog into the stories, into the ads, what you sign into the toast and you get hit with the ads. You need a little schmooze.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I would feel it out, but definitely do not make like a big announcement to the whole group. Tell like a select few people in private if it feels right, but feel it out.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
That's so weird. Grow up. That's like any couple anywhere. Women get their period. You're on hiatus.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like, what did you guys, when you had your active sex life before kids, like, what would happen when you were on your period? Like, what?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
You should divorce him so he can be with a man. No, I'm totally kidding. But it also, like, makes sense that you guys just had, like, a major dry spell because you've been breastfeeding. Like, sex is not happening during breastfeeding season. I don't know if people, like, know. Yeah, no. It's like...
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
No. Cause if you really want to know, it takes all the hydration out of your body. What does breastfeeding takes all the moisture from your body.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And it's just not, it's just, it's dry energy. It's not the vibe. And you're like, so like not into it. So, um, definitely like, don't feel bad if you guys had a long dry spell while you were breastfeeding and maybe he's trying to like,
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
You need to be more scared of me than you are of them.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Your period is a break. And it's not even a whole week. Like, it's a few days.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But like, it's really five days.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I guess it's good that he wants to have sex with her.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Ooh. Well, what do you have to say, Claudia? Obviously.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I had the same thought. Like if you guys are best friends, you're talking all the time. He starts to talk like you because like, I, I hear that even like with Zach, like I do feel like our husbands like say things like, you know, not that he's saying party yet, but like, no, but when Ben said fabulous, I was like, I'm too far.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Um, how do you scale it back? Um, Like, you kind of can. No, but you should, like, encourage him to, like, listen to, like, manly podcasts and manly radio. Buy him a truck. Buy him a truck.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I don't start talking like a man.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But I'm way more influential. You know, women are just more influential.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like, yeah, they hate, but they're like, they're giving Jelena.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And maybe he was uber masculine before as a front.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I need to know how girly things are getting.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Honestly, how do we turn the tide back? It's only going to get worse.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Or, like, when he does or says something that's, like, really, really girly and unattractive to you, you could just be like, that was really girly. Like, as if it's the first it occurred to you.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And just, like, make him insecure about it.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I felt like we're robbing the DTs. They'll be so happy. And I do think they'll shut their pie holes if we give them four.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I don't know why. I just felt like two. We were having so much fun.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like you think you're too good for them?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Got it. Not like you're too good for us.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Oh, that's such a tough criticism, especially when you don't feel like you don't look down your nose at these people. I'm assuming because it's bothering you like a snob wouldn't care that someone. Yeah, I am too good for you. Glad you noticed. Thanks for noticing.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And it's like, how do you prove yourself against that without like, you know, crawling up their ass and like just being so, you know, because then you look guilty. Yeah. And I don't know, like the babysitting thing, like. I would need to know more, but I can understand why maybe someone's level of care is like not your preferred level of care.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I don't know I would be mindful of the things that you say and do and how they could come across but like it's it you can't really like prove yourself against a negative like that I know so I would just like if you if it comes up again just being like I just want to let you know like from the bottom of my heart I don't feel that way um if it comes across like that like I will work on it but just so you know like in your soul I don't feel that way at all like I love you guys I think that's a really like kind thing to say and hopefully they take kindly to it but yeah I think just you know opening up your heart
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Imagine she wrote into Dear Toasters about her in-law issues. Please.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
So I saw those were the rumors as a few days ago. Today, the new rumor is that Nicola does not like the way that David and Victoria date. speak to and treat Brooklyn. They say they berate him. David gets on the phone with him for an hour and just yells at him. They said, they called them both narcissistic and performative. That David and Victoria are the issue.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And I'm just like, well, where is this coming from? Like Team Nicola?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
romeo rumors come from they said that romeo's girlfriend used to date brooklyn and now like they're all mad even though like brooklyn's remarried if he's literally mad about his ex-girlfriend that's like a huge issue what i read was that and i well then i also read that that would be like a tiny part of the larger issue that's not the whole thing but that brooklyn used to date this girl he thinks she has like bad intentions and he like is like questioning romeo's relationship with her got it got it family's bringing her around they're just like letting her in he's like guys know like this girl is bad news and they're not listening to him
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I would say any content that's like using hashtags is probably inorganic.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But then I've also read that that is small potatoes.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
The problem is, is that it's something where it's like if you spoke to Nicola, you would get her truth.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And if you spoke to David and Victoria, you would get a whole other story where it's like they're just missing each other.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
And they said that like every time David and Victoria like try and talk to Brooklyn or like have a rapprochement, like Nicola just like jumps in and defends Brooklyn. And so they don't want to talk with her around. Got it. So they will not have a conversation with the two of them. It's Brooklyn or bust. But that doesn't work for Brooklyn because he stands by his lady.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I feel like we actually are getting to like what's going on.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
It's just classic stuff. No, it is. It's kind of a tale as old as time. Like seriously, billionaire celebrities. They're just like us.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Got it. I thought people would find that interesting. That's like a trend.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Because we are going to win a Golden Globe one day. And you don't want to miss it. No, stick around. What's it called? Watch this space.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I don't know who's paying for it. But I just think maybe it's even like Mark Zuckerberg just like acting like his platforms are more bustin' than they are. You know, like I don't even know where it comes from.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
No, I just, it's coming from somewhere because it happens with every conversation. It's just like the dregs. Like these aren't people. And to what end?
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
But these are people. And these are.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
You got just what I need. Claudia complained that I'm not alert enough during the ad break. She's going to rue the day.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Oh, well, I have a covered patio, and it's covered with furniture from Wayfair, and it's a cargelish experience.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Oh, and then take this match, or is it a little off? No. I want the set. Right.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Our first story, Dochi is going viral and receiving backlash for videos that have emerged of her flipping out on her team as she attempted to hide her Met Gala look. So we actually commended Dochi for not having seen her look before she arrived on the Met Gala red carpet. And now we are seeing what went into it.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
concealing her look and it was a lot of expletives and yelling at the people on her team yeah so do she had a diva moment ahead of her Met Gala debut on Monday snapping at her team when they failed to properly conceal her ensemble according to a video posted on TikTok there was like two videos at least right I saw more than I saw one long one it was just somebody following her out of the elevator and it gets worse and worse and worse
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Um, she curses at her team, say I need more fucking umbrellas. Every other word is the F bomb. Give me another umbrella now.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Usually if you hold if you're not in an enclosure and the person holding your umbrella can see the areas that they're missing of you, but they couldn't see her. So she needed full coverage.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yes. I have a couple of thoughts. Like one of all the people who could have just like run out to the van in their outfit, it would have been so chill, literally wearing shorts and sneakers. No one else could possibly walk like they're wearing these extravagant things. Like she could have like grabbed it. She could have put a raincoat over herself.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like her outfit was just more movable than other people. So like if anyone was just going to tail it to the van could have been her.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Yeah, I also think it's extra bad because the way she's talking to people is so incongruous with the way like she is public facing. Like we watched her interview on the carpet and she was just like so sweet and so positive. No, no, no, but like, to another level. And it's like, well, this is what you are like in private. Like it's just so off brand.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like if it were Mariah Carey doing this, like it really wouldn't be that shocking and not newsworthy. It's just like Mariah Carey's a diva again, but she owns it. Don't she? I don't know if she's pretending to be like, like, cause this is not just like, I'm in a, by the way, everyone at the Met Gala was in a bad mood, was frustrated. Like they've been
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
The rain, the traffic, the waiting, the waiting. Like it's like when someone steps on their dress, like everybody is giving death glare. Sabrina, Kim, like everybody's in a bad mood. It seriously looked fucking miserable. This is beyond that. Like agreed swearing. Like, and this is beyond being like short or curt.
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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025
Like I need umbrellas, like the fuckings, the, the way that, and those are people on her team. It's not like, and she knows there, she knows that there's people around and this is still how she is. It's not even like, this is how she talks in private.