Tom Green

And they said to me, oh, yeah, we don't.

It's been 13 years later, you know.

I've been spending $75 a month on walnuts for 13 years.

These eat a lot of walnuts.

And then they say, oh, yeah, we don't sell macaws anymore because when they get to be 13, they change and they become really, really mean.

I'm like, you could have told me that 13 years ago.

Yeah.

Like a puberty thing, yeah.

And so I feel bad, but I got her a better home.

I have these moments where I think about the time when that macaw would have its beak in my mouth just months before it could have ripped my face apart sitting with that.

But the fanny, this mule, and I have the donkey as well who was her companion for her named Kia.

She was a two-year-old donkey.

And the donkey will live to be 50, potentially.

And the fanny is a big animal, so she could live to be 30, 35 years old.

And so she's 10 now.

So it's a big responsibility.

And I really kind of consider them now, after having them just for a short time, kind of family.

It's an amazing thing.

But I think the thing that's

Most interesting about a mule, and we won't talk about mules for the whole show, but they are so smart that they figure you out.