Tom Schwartz

We're just really good friends now. What does that mean? Listen, I try to be respectful of her privacy. She's very private. Okay.

We're just really good friends now. What does that mean? Listen, I try to be respectful of her privacy. She's very private. Okay.

I get that. It's like the opposite of private. I get that. But let's just say... Listen, I don't want to be self-deprecating, but you know better than anybody, maybe it's not the biggest flex to be referred to as Tom Schwartz's girlfriend. I saw her getting relegated to that, and she's so much more than that. You know what I mean? She's a fucking awesome human being, but...

I get that. It's like the opposite of private. I get that. But let's just say... Listen, I don't want to be self-deprecating, but you know better than anybody, maybe it's not the biggest flex to be referred to as Tom Schwartz's girlfriend. I saw her getting relegated to that, and she's so much more than that. You know what I mean? She's a fucking awesome human being, but...

Let's not do a deep dive into that. I'm good. I'm happy right now.

Let's not do a deep dive into that. I'm good. I'm happy right now.

I'm peaceful.

I'm peaceful.

Yeah, we're not dating.

Yeah, we're not dating.

Wait, am I just kidding? Am I the, Oh God.

Wait, am I just kidding? Am I the, Oh God.

By the way, am I the only non musician you've ever dated? no i dated an actor oh that's right yeah yeah but yeah i feel like a lot of them have been in the music yeah well you seem happy the sandwich shop is crushing every time i walk by there's a line outside um again got my favorite sandwich from something about her it's the drew you were just there today how was it

By the way, am I the only non musician you've ever dated? no i dated an actor oh that's right yeah yeah but yeah i feel like a lot of them have been in the music yeah well you seem happy the sandwich shop is crushing every time i walk by there's a line outside um again got my favorite sandwich from something about her it's the drew you were just there today how was it

And what about, what's up with the menu placement you promised me?

And what about, what's up with the menu placement you promised me?

The Schwartz and Sammy. It's a muffaletta. No, that's a little too close.

The Schwartz and Sammy. It's a muffaletta. No, that's a little too close.

I had it when you guys were doing R and D and test and doing taste tests.

I had it when you guys were doing R and D and test and doing taste tests.