Tom Schwartz

And I said hi to everyone, but I said hi to him last because I was nervous because he's like one of my favorite actors, writers ever. Have you met Seth? I've never met him. He's so cool. He's just like you think he'd be.

And I said hi to everyone, but I said hi to him last because I was nervous because he's like one of my favorite actors, writers ever. Have you met Seth? I've never met him. He's so cool. He's just like you think he'd be.

Totally. Yeah. Like he's up there with Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

Totally. Yeah. Like he's up there with Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

He's in the Mount Rushmore of people you want to smoke. Yeah. No, I'm a lightweight. What's your what's your what's your poison? Oh, yes. I like smoking a joint.

He's in the Mount Rushmore of people you want to smoke. Yeah. No, I'm a lightweight. What's your what's your what's your poison? Oh, yes. I like smoking a joint.

Five milligrams or under, preferably. Yes. Because I've gone to the dark side.

Five milligrams or under, preferably. Yes. Because I've gone to the dark side.

Have you ever done enough to where you thought you were going to die?

Have you ever done enough to where you thought you were going to die?

Yes. Well, just a little Vanderpump lore in case like back when I think it was season nine when Max was on the show. Yeah. We were we were filming for Tom's birthday and we were all dressed up. I don't know if you remember this, but everyone was dressed up. We were at this cool, this cool venue out in the valley and there was a jar that my

Yes. Well, just a little Vanderpump lore in case like back when I think it was season nine when Max was on the show. Yeah. We were we were filming for Tom's birthday and we were all dressed up. I don't know if you remember this, but everyone was dressed up. We were at this cool, this cool venue out in the valley and there was a jar that my

buddy I won't say his name put out and it was all edible candy and he labeled it but Max didn't see the label and he ended up ingesting let's just say I'm being modest here or conservative I'd say 250 milligrams of edibles and Max just he likes to smoke a little bit he went on a journey he had an existential meltdown he thought he was going to have to go to the hospital I think he's still high to this day

buddy I won't say his name put out and it was all edible candy and he labeled it but Max didn't see the label and he ended up ingesting let's just say I'm being modest here or conservative I'd say 250 milligrams of edibles and Max just he likes to smoke a little bit he went on a journey he had an existential meltdown he thought he was going to have to go to the hospital I think he's still high to this day

You know what he thinks? He thinks he's a cup of orange juice and if he spills or tips over, he's going to die. No, that's an old, that's an old acid stereotype.

You know what he thinks? He thinks he's a cup of orange juice and if he spills or tips over, he's going to die. No, that's an old, that's an old acid stereotype.

Waking up still high is daunting. It's scary. Especially if you have a lot of responsibilities. Kids, a nine to five. My God.

Waking up still high is daunting. It's scary. Especially if you have a lot of responsibilities. Kids, a nine to five. My God.

Exactly. Exactly. Okay, another headline. I was combing headlines this morning. I wrote this one down. Kanye, our boy Ye, is done with anti-Semitism. I can't say it. Anti-Semitism, sorry. I have so many Jewish friends. Are you guys accepting this?

Exactly. Exactly. Okay, another headline. I was combing headlines this morning. I wrote this one down. Kanye, our boy Ye, is done with anti-Semitism. I can't say it. Anti-Semitism, sorry. I have so many Jewish friends. Are you guys accepting this?