Tom Segura

anything that you bring up like new york any cuisine any type of store whatever you're looking for like you can be like i want pencils or you know i want pens made from metal that are crafted from the 18th century they're like yeah there's a store we're over here yeah you have that like anything you want that city has which is like it just feels like you're i don't know like in this manufactured city almost like it almost doesn't feel real for me it's still

Well, I mean, when I started touring as a stand-up, I would do Canada. That was the first place to leave the country, even though it's not that big of a departure. And it was always fun to do those shows up there. Australia has great just fun. They're very fun people. Australians are fun. So I think it translates to their crowds. I've had a lot of really fun shows in Australia.

Well, I mean, when I started touring as a stand-up, I would do Canada. That was the first place to leave the country, even though it's not that big of a departure. And it was always fun to do those shows up there. Australia has great just fun. They're very fun people. Australians are fun. So I think it translates to their crowds. I've had a lot of really fun shows in Australia.

Well, I mean, when I started touring as a stand-up, I would do Canada. That was the first place to leave the country, even though it's not that big of a departure. And it was always fun to do those shows up there. Australia has great just fun. They're very fun people. Australians are fun. So I think it translates to their crowds. I've had a lot of really fun shows in Australia.

The people and the cities are great. But I've done, you know, I've done stand up in South America and Argentina and Chile. I've done Mexico City. I've done a lot of European cities and I've done Asia, too. I've done Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore. So all those like the Asia tour was fucking just so cool because those cities are so different than what we're used to.

The people and the cities are great. But I've done, you know, I've done stand up in South America and Argentina and Chile. I've done Mexico City. I've done a lot of European cities and I've done Asia, too. I've done Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore. So all those like the Asia tour was fucking just so cool because those cities are so different than what we're used to.

The people and the cities are great. But I've done, you know, I've done stand up in South America and Argentina and Chile. I've done Mexico City. I've done a lot of European cities and I've done Asia, too. I've done Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore. So all those like the Asia tour was fucking just so cool because those cities are so different than what we're used to.

And, like, the food is unbelievable. I've never had better food in my life than in Tokyo. I had... I knew that it would be good. I didn't know that, like... Did you know what it was, though? Well, yeah. I didn't know, like,

And, like, the food is unbelievable. I've never had better food in my life than in Tokyo. I had... I knew that it would be good. I didn't know that, like... Did you know what it was, though? Well, yeah. I didn't know, like,

And, like, the food is unbelievable. I've never had better food in my life than in Tokyo. I had... I knew that it would be good. I didn't know that, like... Did you know what it was, though? Well, yeah. I didn't know, like,

how amazing uh lead like you order a salad in tokyo and like every bite you're like this is the best salad i've ever had that's crazy and then they're like you order a fruit plate and you take a bite of a strawberry and you're like what the and then you realize like how poisoned our food is in this country which is like one of the most backwards things you're like why is our food so bad you know we're just spraying everything with pesticides and then

how amazing uh lead like you order a salad in tokyo and like every bite you're like this is the best salad i've ever had that's crazy and then they're like you order a fruit plate and you take a bite of a strawberry and you're like what the and then you realize like how poisoned our food is in this country which is like one of the most backwards things you're like why is our food so bad you know we're just spraying everything with pesticides and then

how amazing uh lead like you order a salad in tokyo and like every bite you're like this is the best salad i've ever had that's crazy and then they're like you order a fruit plate and you take a bite of a strawberry and you're like what the and then you realize like how poisoned our food is in this country which is like one of the most backwards things you're like why is our food so bad you know we're just spraying everything with pesticides and then

In Tokyo, I mean, I'm not kidding, dude. Like you just, you order an omelet or like in the hotel, you're tired. You're like, we're not going to go out to a nice, crazy, we're just going to go like here in the hotel, in the lobby. And you order a sirloin steak and you tell you, you're like, this is the best fucking steak I've ever had in my entire life. Like every meal was like that. Bam.

In Tokyo, I mean, I'm not kidding, dude. Like you just, you order an omelet or like in the hotel, you're tired. You're like, we're not going to go out to a nice, crazy, we're just going to go like here in the hotel, in the lobby. And you order a sirloin steak and you tell you, you're like, this is the best fucking steak I've ever had in my entire life. Like every meal was like that. Bam.

In Tokyo, I mean, I'm not kidding, dude. Like you just, you order an omelet or like in the hotel, you're tired. You're like, we're not going to go out to a nice, crazy, we're just going to go like here in the hotel, in the lobby. And you order a sirloin steak and you tell you, you're like, this is the best fucking steak I've ever had in my entire life. Like every meal was like that. Bam.

everything we had we were like this is amongst the best food i've ever had and it was every day no matter what we had and then you order a cup of coffee and you're like jesus christ this is the best coffee i've ever had in my life that's what it was like to eat in tokyo yeah it was incredible tokyo man i like food i've never been to asia at all oh dude let me tell you man like there's

everything we had we were like this is amongst the best food i've ever had and it was every day no matter what we had and then you order a cup of coffee and you're like jesus christ this is the best coffee i've ever had in my life that's what it was like to eat in tokyo yeah it was incredible tokyo man i like food i've never been to asia at all oh dude let me tell you man like there's

everything we had we were like this is amongst the best food i've ever had and it was every day no matter what we had and then you order a cup of coffee and you're like jesus christ this is the best coffee i've ever had in my life that's what it was like to eat in tokyo yeah it was incredible tokyo man i like food i've never been to asia at all oh dude let me tell you man like there's

There's a lot of the first of all, I should say there's a lot I haven't seen. But in the place, those those places that I've been, I mean, Hong Kong is a spectacle. It is like New York roided up like it literally you like you think you're seeing the downtown skyline and then you go like around this bend and you see something like 20 times more buildings and you're like, what has happened?