Tom Segura

When you land in Singapore. where there's signs and you're going up, you're walking up to do customs and it's just like, drugs punishable by death. It's like all over and then they hand you the form and it's like, we will kill you for drugs. And then you're like filling it out and you're like, do I have any drugs on me?

When you land in Singapore. where there's signs and you're going up, you're walking up to do customs and it's just like, drugs punishable by death. It's like all over and then they hand you the form and it's like, we will kill you for drugs. And then you're like filling it out and you're like, do I have any drugs on me?

When you land in Singapore. where there's signs and you're going up, you're walking up to do customs and it's just like, drugs punishable by death. It's like all over and then they hand you the form and it's like, we will kill you for drugs. And then you're like filling it out and you're like, do I have any drugs on me?

I didn't do drugs since 99, but fuck, I need to check real quick.

I didn't do drugs since 99, but fuck, I need to check real quick.

I didn't do drugs since 99, but fuck, I need to check real quick.

Dude, you start to panic. You're like, I got to go through my backpack real quick because what if I have like an edible on me? They're like, oh, they will hang you. You're like, oh, shit. But then you get into that city and it's like, I mean, it's like, it's the cleanest place you've ever been. People, again, super polite. It's just, it's a really cool experience.

Dude, you start to panic. You're like, I got to go through my backpack real quick because what if I have like an edible on me? They're like, oh, they will hang you. You're like, oh, shit. But then you get into that city and it's like, I mean, it's like, it's the cleanest place you've ever been. People, again, super polite. It's just, it's a really cool experience.

Dude, you start to panic. You're like, I got to go through my backpack real quick because what if I have like an edible on me? They're like, oh, they will hang you. You're like, oh, shit. But then you get into that city and it's like, I mean, it's like, it's the cleanest place you've ever been. People, again, super polite. It's just, it's a really cool experience.

I mean, I can't encourage you enough to do an Asia trip.

I mean, I can't encourage you enough to do an Asia trip.

I mean, I can't encourage you enough to do an Asia trip.

Yeah, that'd be sick.

Yeah, that'd be sick.

Yeah, that'd be sick.

Okay, I can ride a fucking horse.

Okay, I can ride a fucking horse.

Okay, I can ride a fucking horse.

Tom, you got two boys, right?

Tom, you got two boys, right?