Tom Segura

know just taking the classes i met other stand-ups who were like they were the ones who were like you should try stand-up they're like i think you would like stand-up and i was like i don't even know what to do and these guys kind of took me around to watch them like hey watch them do i don't know how you even prepare for it and that got me started doing stand-up but i always still wanted to do the the comedy acting thing which is like why the show bad thoughts is uh

know just taking the classes i met other stand-ups who were like they were the ones who were like you should try stand-up they're like i think you would like stand-up and i was like i don't even know what to do and these guys kind of took me around to watch them like hey watch them do i don't know how you even prepare for it and that got me started doing stand-up but i always still wanted to do the the comedy acting thing which is like why the show bad thoughts is uh

like so fulfilling to me because I also remember that that was like my first dream. Like my dream was to do stories. You know what I mean? And so I still love standup. Standup has been amazing for me and it is so fun, but I always wanted to do that shit. So in my head, like making this show feels like, oh, this thing I wanted to do for 20 years. You know what I mean? Like it's very fulfilling.

like so fulfilling to me because I also remember that that was like my first dream. Like my dream was to do stories. You know what I mean? And so I still love standup. Standup has been amazing for me and it is so fun, but I always wanted to do that shit. So in my head, like making this show feels like, oh, this thing I wanted to do for 20 years. You know what I mean? Like it's very fulfilling.

like so fulfilling to me because I also remember that that was like my first dream. Like my dream was to do stories. You know what I mean? And so I still love standup. Standup has been amazing for me and it is so fun, but I always wanted to do that shit. So in my head, like making this show feels like, oh, this thing I wanted to do for 20 years. You know what I mean? Like it's very fulfilling.

That's real, man. Dude, so I'm a lot younger, obviously. Obviously. Obviously, yeah. Well, I mean, I know it's hard to tell, you know, black don't crack. You know what I'm saying?

That's real, man. Dude, so I'm a lot younger, obviously. Obviously. Obviously, yeah. Well, I mean, I know it's hard to tell, you know, black don't crack. You know what I'm saying?

That's real, man. Dude, so I'm a lot younger, obviously. Obviously. Obviously, yeah. Well, I mean, I know it's hard to tell, you know, black don't crack. You know what I'm saying?

Plus you paint your beard. I get it.

Plus you paint your beard. I get it.

Plus you paint your beard. I get it.

Keep going. I could be like 40. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. But dude, like I remember the first time I heard about you. Yeah. There was a video at a basketball court. That's the first time? That was the first time. Damn. That was like memorable for me. Yeah. That was pretty memorable. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Can we talk about it? Yeah, sure.

Keep going. I could be like 40. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. But dude, like I remember the first time I heard about you. Yeah. There was a video at a basketball court. That's the first time? That was the first time. Damn. That was like memorable for me. Yeah. That was pretty memorable. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Can we talk about it? Yeah, sure.

Keep going. I could be like 40. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. But dude, like I remember the first time I heard about you. Yeah. There was a video at a basketball court. That's the first time? That was the first time. Damn. That was like memorable for me. Yeah. That was pretty memorable. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Can we talk about it? Yeah, sure.

All right, so I got the clip. This is the OG clip. Let's watch this clip. You've never seen this, Andy?

All right, so I got the clip. This is the OG clip. Let's watch this clip. You've never seen this, Andy?

All right, so I got the clip. This is the OG clip. Let's watch this clip. You've never seen this, Andy?

No. Oh, fuck. Wait, it's the best part hasn't happened yet.

No. Oh, fuck. Wait, it's the best part hasn't happened yet.

No. Oh, fuck. Wait, it's the best part hasn't happened yet.