Tom Segura

I'm not fighting you.

I'm not fighting you.

I'm not fighting you.

Goont, there's a dog, man.

Goont, there's a dog, man.

Goont, there's a dog, man.

I feel like he looks like a character in the Bible.

I feel like he looks like a character in the Bible.

I feel like he looks like a character in the Bible.

He looks like a movie character, like the guy that's in an alley kind of thing. You shouldn't be in here. You're in Munich for whatever reason, and like... You just turn the corner and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. You are black. Get out of my face.

He looks like a movie character, like the guy that's in an alley kind of thing. You shouldn't be in here. You're in Munich for whatever reason, and like... You just turn the corner and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. You are black. Get out of my face.

He looks like a movie character, like the guy that's in an alley kind of thing. You shouldn't be in here. You're in Munich for whatever reason, and like... You just turn the corner and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. You are black. Get out of my face.

Yeah, it might not, bro. Yeah, he's just laughing at you. He needs, like, fucking silver bullets, bro. Like, that's some different shit.

Yeah, it might not, bro. Yeah, he's just laughing at you. He needs, like, fucking silver bullets, bro. Like, that's some different shit.

Yeah, it might not, bro. Yeah, he's just laughing at you. He needs, like, fucking silver bullets, bro. Like, that's some different shit.

Look at his traps. Good God. All right, next one. Let's go to New Orleans. You ever been to New Orleans? Many times, yeah. I like New Orleans, bro. New Orleans is sick. They got a new story down in New Orleans. They had 10 inmates escape a jail. Hell, yeah. Through a cell wall where the toilet was. I saw this. You saw this? Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, so it was a rectangular hole in the cell.

Look at his traps. Good God. All right, next one. Let's go to New Orleans. You ever been to New Orleans? Many times, yeah. I like New Orleans, bro. New Orleans is sick. They got a new story down in New Orleans. They had 10 inmates escape a jail. Hell, yeah. Through a cell wall where the toilet was. I saw this. You saw this? Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, so it was a rectangular hole in the cell.

Look at his traps. Good God. All right, next one. Let's go to New Orleans. You ever been to New Orleans? Many times, yeah. I like New Orleans, bro. New Orleans is sick. They got a new story down in New Orleans. They had 10 inmates escape a jail. Hell, yeah. Through a cell wall where the toilet was. I saw this. You saw this? Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, so it was a rectangular hole in the cell.

It was big enough to squeeze through, and then they actually wrote on top of the walls right above it saying, Too Easy, LOL. Suck my dick, they wrote, too. Yeah. So let's check this clip. This is from, like, the news conference, and they're showing them all leaving out and shit.

It was big enough to squeeze through, and then they actually wrote on top of the walls right above it saying, Too Easy, LOL. Suck my dick, they wrote, too. Yeah. So let's check this clip. This is from, like, the news conference, and they're showing them all leaving out and shit.