Tom Segura

You know what I'm saying? One of the things that's really crazy is we used to have this thing where you'd be like, what if? And then you have these whistleblowers that were working in top secret places in the government. They came out and they go like...

here's all this shit and then they need like security because they're scared they're gonna get killed and they basically go you know we we do have you know whatever UAPs and we have

here's all this shit and then they need like security because they're scared they're gonna get killed and they basically go you know we we do have you know whatever UAPs and we have

here's all this shit and then they need like security because they're scared they're gonna get killed and they basically go you know we we do have you know whatever UAPs and we have

alien bodies basically we've had them for years and then you're like why how come nobody is reacting like it's so weird that everyone's like they confirm it they're like we do have this and everyone's like yeah anyway and you're like right wait that doesn't freak people out anymore right i always felt like it was strange that you would have somebody confirm this stuff and we've had these and so has china has one and like you know different governments have these bodies

alien bodies basically we've had them for years and then you're like why how come nobody is reacting like it's so weird that everyone's like they confirm it they're like we do have this and everyone's like yeah anyway and you're like right wait that doesn't freak people out anymore right i always felt like it was strange that you would have somebody confirm this stuff and we've had these and so has china has one and like you know different governments have these bodies

alien bodies basically we've had them for years and then you're like why how come nobody is reacting like it's so weird that everyone's like they confirm it they're like we do have this and everyone's like yeah anyway and you're like right wait that doesn't freak people out anymore right i always felt like it was strange that you would have somebody confirm this stuff and we've had these and so has china has one and like you know different governments have these bodies

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Yeah. It actually even makes it feel more like deliberate and calculated that they would kind of like slow play it during a time of, unrest and have it just kind of like, you know, here you go. And then everybody's just like, yeah. And then you have people going, wait, don't you want to make this a bigger deal? And they're like, I don't care.

Yeah. It actually even makes it feel more like deliberate and calculated that they would kind of like slow play it during a time of, unrest and have it just kind of like, you know, here you go. And then everybody's just like, yeah. And then you have people going, wait, don't you want to make this a bigger deal? And they're like, I don't care.

Yeah. It actually even makes it feel more like deliberate and calculated that they would kind of like slow play it during a time of, unrest and have it just kind of like, you know, here you go. And then everybody's just like, yeah. And then you have people going, wait, don't you want to make this a bigger deal? And they're like, I don't care.

See, I don't know if it's like a real thing or if it's fucking like the government, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, conditioning shit, man. I don't know.

See, I don't know if it's like a real thing or if it's fucking like the government, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, conditioning shit, man. I don't know.

See, I don't know if it's like a real thing or if it's fucking like the government, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, conditioning shit, man. I don't know.

It seems like there was a lot of people that didn't want like these these the whistleblowers were terrified. Yeah. You know, so I don't think that it doesn't feel like the government was trying to say, like, go ahead and do that. You know, but the funny thing is that these guys were terrified to to say what they said. And then basically people were like, I don't care.

It seems like there was a lot of people that didn't want like these these the whistleblowers were terrified. Yeah. You know, so I don't think that it doesn't feel like the government was trying to say, like, go ahead and do that. You know, but the funny thing is that these guys were terrified to to say what they said. And then basically people were like, I don't care.

It seems like there was a lot of people that didn't want like these these the whistleblowers were terrified. Yeah. You know, so I don't think that it doesn't feel like the government was trying to say, like, go ahead and do that. You know, but the funny thing is that these guys were terrified to to say what they said. And then basically people were like, I don't care.

Yeah. Anyways, does Michelle Obama have a dick or not? That's what they're worried about. Yeah, bro. It's crazy. No shit, dude. It's weird. It is weird, man. Tom, can we do another game? I got another game for him. Wait, what's the game? WWTD. Okay. What would Tom do? What would Tom do? Sure. Okay. All right. All right.