Tom Segura

Yeah. Anyways, does Michelle Obama have a dick or not? That's what they're worried about. Yeah, bro. It's crazy. No shit, dude. It's weird. It is weird, man. Tom, can we do another game? I got another game for him. Wait, what's the game? WWTD. Okay. What would Tom do? What would Tom do? Sure. Okay. All right. All right.

Yeah. Anyways, does Michelle Obama have a dick or not? That's what they're worried about. Yeah, bro. It's crazy. No shit, dude. It's weird. It is weird, man. Tom, can we do another game? I got another game for him. Wait, what's the game? WWTD. Okay. What would Tom do? What would Tom do? Sure. Okay. All right. All right.

So I got three scenarios for you and I need your real reaction to what you would actually do here. Okay. Okay. Your son, Julian joins Antifa. Cut him out of the will. That's for sure.

So I got three scenarios for you and I need your real reaction to what you would actually do here. Okay. Okay. Your son, Julian joins Antifa. Cut him out of the will. That's for sure.

So I got three scenarios for you and I need your real reaction to what you would actually do here. Okay. Okay. Your son, Julian joins Antifa. Cut him out of the will. That's for sure.

You're like, what the fuck are you doing? He's such a fiery little dude. It's absolutely hilarious. We call him Joe Pesci at the house. He's always like, the fuck is this shit doing here? We're like, yo, how do you talk like that, man?

You're like, what the fuck are you doing? He's such a fiery little dude. It's absolutely hilarious. We call him Joe Pesci at the house. He's always like, the fuck is this shit doing here? We're like, yo, how do you talk like that, man?

You're like, what the fuck are you doing? He's such a fiery little dude. It's absolutely hilarious. We call him Joe Pesci at the house. He's always like, the fuck is this shit doing here? We're like, yo, how do you talk like that, man?

Have you ever had to do with Antifa at all? Have I had to deal with them? No. I'm sure you get countless fucking hate, whatever you want to call it, hate comments and shit like that, but you never had actual issues.

Have you ever had to do with Antifa at all? Have I had to deal with them? No. I'm sure you get countless fucking hate, whatever you want to call it, hate comments and shit like that, but you never had actual issues.

Have you ever had to do with Antifa at all? Have I had to deal with them? No. I'm sure you get countless fucking hate, whatever you want to call it, hate comments and shit like that, but you never had actual issues.

No, I've never had anything like that. Also, I'm trying to picture my youngest. He sleeps with an eye mask. He's six. He's like, I need an eye mask. I'm like, dude. It's way too uncomfortable for him to join. He would be like, wait, we have to go where? Trash can lids? He's like, he's six, and he's like, can I get a massage today? I'm like, a massage?

No, I've never had anything like that. Also, I'm trying to picture my youngest. He sleeps with an eye mask. He's six. He's like, I need an eye mask. I'm like, dude. It's way too uncomfortable for him to join. He would be like, wait, we have to go where? Trash can lids? He's like, he's six, and he's like, can I get a massage today? I'm like, a massage?

No, I've never had anything like that. Also, I'm trying to picture my youngest. He sleeps with an eye mask. He's six. He's like, I need an eye mask. I'm like, dude. It's way too uncomfortable for him to join. He would be like, wait, we have to go where? Trash can lids? He's like, he's six, and he's like, can I get a massage today? I'm like, a massage?

Yeah, he's living a good life. Oh, that's funny. He's not joining. But I don't know. I think I'd be so impressed that he actually was willing to be that uncomfortable.

Yeah, he's living a good life. Oh, that's funny. He's not joining. But I don't know. I think I'd be so impressed that he actually was willing to be that uncomfortable.

Yeah, he's living a good life. Oh, that's funny. He's not joining. But I don't know. I think I'd be so impressed that he actually was willing to be that uncomfortable.

What's that? He'd be the leader. Oh, yeah. He'd get him in shape, bro. That older one, I think he would be the one who would be like, oh, we're going to break shit? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm in, bro.

What's that? He'd be the leader. Oh, yeah. He'd get him in shape, bro. That older one, I think he would be the one who would be like, oh, we're going to break shit? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm in, bro.

What's that? He'd be the leader. Oh, yeah. He'd get him in shape, bro. That older one, I think he would be the one who would be like, oh, we're going to break shit? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm in, bro.