Tom Segura

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I turned down a movie that shot in Oklahoma City. back then where like they just they gave me an offer to play the part and it was like here's the days you need to be here and I was like I can do that it was like let's say 12 days right of shooting this movie and they're like cool we need you two weeks before then And then a week after, and I was still like, okay, maybe.

I turned down a movie that shot in Oklahoma City. back then where like they just they gave me an offer to play the part and it was like here's the days you need to be here and I was like I can do that it was like let's say 12 days right of shooting this movie and they're like cool we need you two weeks before then And then a week after, and I was still like, okay, maybe.

I turned down a movie that shot in Oklahoma City. back then where like they just they gave me an offer to play the part and it was like here's the days you need to be here and I was like I can do that it was like let's say 12 days right of shooting this movie and they're like cool we need you two weeks before then And then a week after, and I was still like, okay, maybe.

And then as we got closer, they're like, you actually need to stay multiple weeks after also. So the 12-day shoot, they wanted me there for like six weeks. And I was like, I can't do that, dude. That's insane. That's crazy. Because of like how they were quarantining back then.

And then as we got closer, they're like, you actually need to stay multiple weeks after also. So the 12-day shoot, they wanted me there for like six weeks. And I was like, I can't do that, dude. That's insane. That's crazy. Because of like how they were quarantining back then.

And then as we got closer, they're like, you actually need to stay multiple weeks after also. So the 12-day shoot, they wanted me there for like six weeks. And I was like, I can't do that, dude. That's insane. That's crazy. Because of like how they were quarantining back then.

yes no the for this show it was casting was like a very scrambled thing where you're always like who fits into this part what's the what's the way that they would um you know who can do it at what time and it was always like what would be a good fit people's schedule um looking back i don't know if you what was the one i think we were

yes no the for this show it was casting was like a very scrambled thing where you're always like who fits into this part what's the what's the way that they would um you know who can do it at what time and it was always like what would be a good fit people's schedule um looking back i don't know if you what was the one i think we were

yes no the for this show it was casting was like a very scrambled thing where you're always like who fits into this part what's the what's the way that they would um you know who can do it at what time and it was always like what would be a good fit people's schedule um looking back i don't know if you what was the one i think we were

because i wanted to actually play you in one and we were kicking around that idea um yeah so it just i just didn't it's just one of those things where it wasn't like uh never thought about or discussed it just didn't pan out um but you know hopefully we can do another one hopefully there's season two yeah what would you like to play just a guy that sucks a dick or gets fucked in the ass or shits himself or eats a guy with shit on his ass whatever you're whatever you like whatever you're into you know

because i wanted to actually play you in one and we were kicking around that idea um yeah so it just i just didn't it's just one of those things where it wasn't like uh never thought about or discussed it just didn't pan out um but you know hopefully we can do another one hopefully there's season two yeah what would you like to play just a guy that sucks a dick or gets fucked in the ass or shits himself or eats a guy with shit on his ass whatever you're whatever you like whatever you're into you know

because i wanted to actually play you in one and we were kicking around that idea um yeah so it just i just didn't it's just one of those things where it wasn't like uh never thought about or discussed it just didn't pan out um but you know hopefully we can do another one hopefully there's season two yeah what would you like to play just a guy that sucks a dick or gets fucked in the ass or shits himself or eats a guy with shit on his ass whatever you're whatever you like whatever you're into you know

Yeah, do you want to do like an orgy scene or something?

Yeah, do you want to do like an orgy scene or something?

Yeah, do you want to do like an orgy scene or something?

You do you really well, though. I do me pretty good. You do you really well. Yeah.

You do you really well, though. I do me pretty good. You do you really well. Yeah.

You do you really well, though. I do me pretty good. You do you really well. Yeah.

Well, thanks. I appreciate that. I think playing the characters is the most fun.