Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What are Tom Segura's new Netflix series Bad Thoughts about?
Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. We're in Los Angeles.
What behind-the-scenes moments are shared about Bad Thoughts?
With the hit show on Netflix streaming right now, number two, Bad Thoughts. Congratulations, buddy. Thanks, buddy. Congratulations. It is awesome. We went to the premiere last week, saw the first three episodes, and I sat right behind you. I was howling, laughing the whole time.
You were. It was awesome to hear you, actually.
How do Tom and Bert discuss royal titles and Meghan Markle?
And then Leanne and I, the last night it started streaming yesterday, and Leanne and I watched the last three episodes. I got high before I watched them, and I realized halfway through, Tom, that I was doing this weird smile laugh I've never done where my eyes were, like, scared, but I was smiling. I was going like this. When you, okay, let's pick apart bad thoughts.
Sure.
What personal insights do Tom and Bert share about their lives?
Because, I mean, millions and millions of people are watching it right now. Yeah. And it's still, this is the next week, so we don't know, or the week after, whatever. We don't know where it is right now, but I guarantee you it's still in the top ten. It is so fucking funny, but it is, God damn it, it is so your sense of humor.
How do they compare NASCAR and F1 culture?
It is my sense of humor. It totally is. Yeah, I mean, you know, I got a call yesterday because I had screened the first couple, basically the first one for my mom, and she called me yesterday. And she just goes, I watched your whole show. Yeah. and just quiet and i go and what'd you think and she goes absolutely horrendous she goes it's so embarrassing that i have to see my friends and know that they could see this that's what comedy is at its best yeah i guess you are so you are such an open book in this i know right parents my parents started watching it
Oh my God.
I called this morning. He goes, the fuck was I watching? The fuck is this? It's eaten guys. He really is eating his ass. I mean, what the fuck? They let that on Netflix. You are, you are the definition. Every fucking person who goes, I want to show on Netflix, but I don't want any notes.
Yeah.
You are the only person I've ever seen do that.
I mean, yeah, it kind of does feel like that. The only note they ever gave me was don't say the N word. Yeah.
By the way, that was one of my favorite sketches. Okay, let's pick apart my favorite sketches.
Okay, sure.
My favorite one, number one. I will tell you right now, this is the best. I think you have the best opening to a Netflix show I've ever seen. That sketch, the assassin sketch, is so brilliant. It's so brilliant because it builds in such an unexpected way, but it's such a great way to grab a viewer and go, this is what you're ready for. You go over the top in places that are like the perfect, you walking with shit on your legs. I was crying laughing. And then, are someone else on this phone? Like, it is such.
And we got Shea Whigham in that, who's, like, playing the guy on the other end of the phone. I met him. Yeah, but he's, like, unbelievable actor, you know? Crazy. Getting those people in it, like, Dan Stevens was in a couple, Daniela Pineda. It made everything, you know, especially if you take a silly, absurd idea, and you have, like, a real actor go, like, hey, ground this. I think it just makes everything better.
yeah that that was that was a great way to start i will say to date my favorite sketch out of all of them yeah is the talent show oh really with the okay that is that one man i think because i feel like i feel like it would i feel like your dad would have loved it oh yeah he would have been like what's the funny part that's all very real
Those are all things that I heard him say about Vietnam. So the funny thing about that one, if you want to know the story, is I wrote it as me taking my son to say goodbye to my dad on his deathbed. And then I go, is there anything you want to tell him? And then he starts saying all this war shit. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he's like, what? And I'm like, oh, OK. So it just keeps progressing. And we had that written. That was written. It was like ready to go. And then in the writer's room just discussing it, this idea came out of like, what if it came out of the kid, but it's from the – and I was like, oh, that's better. That is better. That's way better.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are Tom Segura's new Netflix series Bad Thoughts about?
0:05–0:11
2
What behind-the-scenes moments are shared about Bad Thoughts?
0:11–0:31
3
How do Tom and Bert discuss royal titles and Meghan Markle?
0:31–0:55
4
What are Bert's plans for NASCAR and upcoming events?
0:55
5
What are the favorite sketches from Tom's Netflix series?
0:29–0:55
6
What personal insights do Tom and Bert share about their lives?
0:55–1:13
7
How do they compare NASCAR and F1 culture?
1:13–1:07:32
Speakers
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