Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 1h 3m 2 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Tom Segura 0:00
We dress similar. Yeah. This is our uniform. It's the comedian's uniform.
Bert Kreischer 0:11
It is. The comedian's uniform is a black t-shirt. Do you remember when comedian uniforms was like a black collared shirt with jeans? The collared shirt? Yeah. Button down. Button down, yeah. You did...

How did Fat Tommy’s custom-made shirts and ‘fat vs skinny’ era differences shape Tom’s image?

Bert Kreischer 0:23
comfortably dumb like that. Comfortably dumb. And so did Chris Titus. Yep. Bill Burr. Jim Brewer. That was the uniform. And Pete Correale. We all wore the exact same outfits on our special.
Tom Segura 0:36
And that used to be the thing. It was like, I'm doing the improv this weekend. Get your button down collar shirt on.
Bert Kreischer 0:42
Isn't that crazy?
Tom Segura 0:43
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer 0:44
Yeah. I used to wear a collar. I used to bring a collar shirt with me. On a hanger. Yeah. Yeah. Can I tell you when I think you changed? Me? Yes. There's a video you did a very long time ago. There's a difference like the way Fat Tom dressed and the way Skinny Tom dresses. Oh my God. Can I, can I, okay, let's put a hold on this. Holy shit. No, hang on. I have a, but, but like you did a video, you were doing Conan, I think. And you had like a fat guy shirt. Yeah. And you, and you were so proud of it. And you did a fat guy dance with a fat guy shirt. A fat guy dance? Do you remember the shirt? You're like, oh, I got the, and it was like a, like big dog shirt or something. Really? Do you remember the shirt you wore?
Bert Kreischer 1:33
Like you were doing, okay, what late night spots did you wear? I can figure this out. It wasn't Fallon.
Tom Segura 1:38
Back then, I did Conan a couple times. It was Conan. It was 100% Conan. And then I did, I think I did Ferguson.
Bert Kreischer 1:47
stand up i did stand up on ferguson but you wore you you brought your shirt and it was like a short sleeve button-down collared shirt yeah but it was a and you were you were you had it hung up and you were in like slob clothes off stage and then you had like this like and you were like oh i got the dot dot dot i did that on camera you you were doing it on instagram oh on instagram yeah on instagram okay and you had you had nike um air force ones sure yeah that was when you had fat guy uniform yeah well the thing is the reason i was probably so proud of that shirt is because it was custom made for my fat ass you know
Tom Segura 2:24
Like I couldn't buy a shirt at a store. So I was like, hey, can somebody make me a shirt?
Bert Kreischer 2:30
What is the part, since I've lost weight, the thing that, what's insane to me is I never was embarrassed of my body fat. Like I never had a lot of insecurities. I just was like, this is what I look like. Really? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Like I see pictures now and I go, whoa, why didn't anyone say anything? They did.
Yeah.
Tom Segura 2:52
yeah what are you talking about you didn't have any insecurities then didn't have any that's insane that weird yeah and then like that's supposed to be by the way the healthy sort of perspective is like hey celebrate your body whatever it looks like but no you shouldn't have can i tell you a secret yeah i've never told anybody yeah please i'm gonna get destroyed right now
Bert Kreischer 3:21
Do you know who Lindy West is? Lindy West? Yeah. No, I've never heard of that. Yeah, you have. I have? Oh, yeah. Lindy? She debated Jim Norton on Kamau Bell's TV show about fat shaming. And she was like, I don't know the right way to say this to her because I was a fan of hers. but she wrote this body positive article that I read and I understood. Like in the gayest way possible, I understood.
Tom Segura 3:48
I think she- You understood her perspective.
Bert Kreischer 3:50
A hundred percent. It's that she came out as fat. She just came out to her family and was like, I'm fat. You need to accept it and stop trying to change me. I don't want to not enjoy Thanksgiving with you people. And I was like, that's what I need. I need people to accept me as fat because I, it sucks when you go.
Tom Segura 4:07
Well, you did really fucking lean in. Like when you were at your fattest and like, I was like, whoa, you'd be like, I'm enjoying my life, man. I like having 16 hot dogs in the middle of the day.
Bert Kreischer 4:20
There's so much joy in being fat. When I got on Manjaro and I started getting sick from my behavior. There was a time where I was throwing up on my tour bus at 2 in the morning, and I was like, I haven't been drinking.

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