Jelly Roll Called The President A Fat Pig | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Why did Jelly Roll call the president a “fat pig” on Kimmel?
Hundred percent.
Hey guys, new two bears, one cave, and Tom's catching up on his Kimmels.
Okay, man. Oh You liked that, didn't you? That was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. So so what happened, bro? It was just Jelly. Ha ha
Shelley Roll called the president a fat pig.
When did wait, on TV? Like on his Like I they are pretty as a fat pig. What? How did he
do
it?
He did it in he did it in
What happened?
He said. He said. I think I mean I w I I watched it, but I'm paraphrasing so He said, Mr President, from one fat pig to another
And then what,
he got lit up about that? It's so funny because no there's there's like there's a couple of like always consistent lightning rods for like people to go crazy online. And a lot of them are around the president, right? Like they're like He is just he's so polarizing that like his supporters go fucking nuts in comments and then his the people that k that hate him go crazy and like and then there's some like diagram of like Kimmel in that because he's such an outspoken critic. And people go crazy on him online where you're just like it's wild that he's an outspoken cris critic of a sitting president and people go nuts on him for just for that. And then if you was if like I'm sure when Jelly was like, I'm gonna host that he probably got bombarded with crazy online hate about that.
Yeah. It's all so he was he was he like In his monologue just going, Hey, from one fat pig to another
Is it insane? And then people were like, what the fuck? Like what's
crazy too is that Trump, you know, a big thing for him was to criticized Biden so much on his mental state, right? Like that he was just like you're fucking autopen and like this guy is black and not even there. Like he would just call him
C9.
It was fucking mine. But then in particularly in this presidency, he is so clearly physically and mentally falling apart. Like his cognitive stuff is clear that he's not as sharp as he was. He fucking falls asleep. He's definitely put on weight. He moves around differently than he did before. He's he doesn't look Healthy and he's eighty. No. You know, I mean like it's like I'm not saying
Eighty's different, man. My dad is seven different. My dad's seven my dad said to me the other day, he goes, My buddy called and he said sixty seventy is the new sixty. And I said, Yeah, and he goes, but eighty's still fucking eighty.
Eighty's yeah, yeah. Yeah. Eighty's
fucking eighty.
If he were just an eighty year old businessman, no one would really I d I think spend that much time on it. But when you're the president of the United States, you know, there's a lot that obviously goes with that. And It's fair to and also he he's always done these BS uh um reports from his physicians that you read. They're like, I've never seen anyone in better health. Like you're like, what is this, dude? What are you talking about? Like, you're clearly manipulating, paying this guy to say this shit. It's always bullshit. Like he's like, Trump came in here, and I was like, What are you a fucking Olympian? And then that's the official. So sorry, but Jelly said that and then what? The next day he had to go like, I didn't mean that or what?
No, no, he meant it.
Okay.
He said it. And then I think he said it on like Tuesday or Wednesday, I did Thursday, 'cause they don't shoot Friday. So that was the very last episode. And he did a monologue that I think was I think was very well received. I'm not sure. You know, it doesn't matter really, 'cause uh part of this country w won won't hear you and the other part of the country will only hear you. Well so like it's like there's What was he
telling 'em in his in his pig address? Was he telling him about like
Losing weight or something? Yeah, he was talk I think he was talking about losing weight. I I guess. He's like, Hey, Ms. President from one fat pig to the other
It's
so crazy. That's the response he was looking for.
Yeah, it's so crazy to hear someone say, like, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another,
yeah.
You gotta do
more steps. And so he g he was And I I I I didn't hear it from Jelly, but I did hear it from his manager.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why did Jelly Roll call the president a “fat pig” on Kimmel?
0:00–9:26
2
What happened with Mel Gibson’s sign‑language joke and why did it spark cancel‑culture talk?
9:26–17:52
3
How did Tom and Bert’s childhood bedtime routines shape their adult sleep anxiety?
17:52–26:58
4
What bedtime rituals do Tom and Bert use now with their own kids?
26:58–36:01
5
Why did Bert experience a 36‑hour panic attack after forgetting how to yawn?
36:01–43:27
6
What’s the funniest thing the hosts can say about Salma Hayek turning 60?
43:27–51:17
7
How does Tom Hardy’s new rap album compare to Jonah Hill’s jiu‑jitsu bragging?
51:17–58:26
8
What’s the story behind the “Times Square Stabber” and his ineffective taser?
58:26–1:13:46