Tom & Bert's Brutally Honest Odyssey Review | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1h 1m
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8 chapters
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What did Tom and Bert think of The Odyssey and its casting choices?
Hundred percent. Brand new two bears. One cave after almost eight weeks apart. Tom and I are back.
Back.
It is safe to say a lot has happened in those eight weeks for myself, which we will ignore at this point. Uh, I say I don't read comments, but I've been all in the comments. I can't help it. The internet is Fucking divided. And I would just like to hear it from you. Just set the record straight. Have you seen the Odyssey?
I have not. But I I here's the thing. I have attempted to I was in I was in London and then I I was in DC. And I was I had my show days and then I had off days. I tried to buy things You did shows in London? I did spots in London. I did shows in Baltimore and DC. I saw that. Did you meet up with Tony Woods? No, and they were like, He's here. I was like, Great, send him back. Never came back. Um But Uh In DC, I tried buying tickets five days out, which I was like, That's plenty of time. Sold out. And I mean I ch I checked like four or five theaters in the area. Everything was sold out.
Let me tell you, daytime service.
Yeah.
I've seen this one. I saw it in IMAX. I saw it in a regular movie theater. I have a lot of notes.
But you should let you should let Nolan know.
I have access to Nolan. My buddy produced a movie.
He produced The Odyssey?
The Odyssey, yeah.
And when you say I have access, are you thinking of maybe crafting an email and sending it to him?
No, no, no, no, no, no. I have to say, I genuinely liked the movie. Good. I genuinely like the movie. Uh okay. Now, here we go. Elliot Page. That's the big what everyone wants to know. Not distracting in my opinion. I I thought Elliot Page is, first of all, a great actor. Always has been. Everything Elliot has done in Elliot's career has been fucking phenomenal. Great actor. Such a such a great actor.
You were bothered. I remember when the trailer come out came out, you were like, I cannot believe they have a black woman as Helen Detroit. How did you feel when you actually saw it? I was outraged. I remember. I remember.
No, I gotta can I tell you I think that's the best casting they've ever done. Really? And I'll tell you why. Yeah, I'll tell you why. Helen Troy is such an important character in that in that in that story. That And I don't mean to sound whatever, but if they if they had just cast a regular white Oh white, yeah. You would have ne it would have never stood out. You just would have been like, huh? It would've been like what uh whoever started anything with ha with Adam Sandler, all those women. Okay. It would have been like, Oh, they're telling a Troy. Yeah, she'll be we'll never hear from her again. You know, you needed a name. Now here's here's the thing, you needed a name and be the fact that it was Lupita and Lupita, I think, by the way, for the record
If I'm going black, that's the direction I'm going.
Again, she will be thrilled to hear this. Sh uh by the way, have access to Lupita. You have access to her? Have access to Lupita. Through the same producer or some trainer.
Yeah.
I mean by the way. You could slip a note. Down. Sure. Dark dark. Are we describing her? Oh.
I love it I love Oh my God, she is absolutely fucking gorgeous. And gorgeous in that movie. And so kind of stands out in that cast that I kind of went, Oh, that's Helen of Troy. I didn't go like, oh, Helen of Troy is black. Now listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you something, okay? Very clearly. And I apologize if this is gonna sound not woke, but I get distracted sometimes when I watch, say, Little House on the Prairie, and they have a black doctor in the 1700s that I'm like, hold on. Takes you out of the scene. Take you out of the scene.
Yeah.
Are we gonna like when I watch the remake of Greece they did on TV and they have just white kids and black kids at school together in the fucking forties and I'm like, Hold on, where's the fire hoses? Where's the German shepherds? Like I go like I get this I do if it fucks with the story. I get caught up. I was listen, I wanna say this, and I was fucking famous for this, and I got shit fucking seven years ago, Tom. I got shit on for this and I'm right.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Tom and Bert think of The Odyssey and its casting choices?
0:00–7:28
2
How did Bert’s billionaire shoe rebrand (SABAS, LBJ Stetsons, top‑5 billionaire shoes) come about?
7:28–14:59
3
Why are Tom and Bert talking about sobriety, anxiety attacks, and self‑diagnosing illnesses?
14:59–22:43
4
How does the Project Hail Mary 15‑hour audiobook compare to the movie?
22:43–32:31
5
What are the best twist‑ending movies according to the hosts?
32:31–41:02
6
Why do the Bears claim this is the funniest, most “jacked” generation of comedians?
41:02–47:58
7
What’s the story behind the college weight‑room PRs and the upcoming McDill Air Force Base meet‑and‑greet?
47:58–55:37
8
How do Tom and Bert wrap up the episode and preview what’s coming next?
55:37–1:01:32