Raygun Deserved The Gold Medal | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
episode
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1h 13m
4 speakers
8 chapters
transcribed 10 hours ago
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What is the intro and overall premise of this episode?
Hundred percent.
How does Bert use ChatGPT to approve his comedy takes?
Ch ch pow.
How many bees does it take before you start swatting?
What's up?
How is Tom preparing for his upcoming movie and what’s the “production bible” for Tenet?
Brand new four bears.
What is the 365‑day one‑minute episode concept and why does it matter?
Four bears.
What’s the story behind the Mountain Dew “sizzle” spot?
What the fuck? Four bears.
How is Kyle Forgeard tackling seven marathons on seven continents in seven days?
Four bears. Two bears. Uh hey, Tom, I chat GPT'd a bunch of my takes today. So they should be like not controversial.
Why does Bert argue that Raygun deserved the gold medal?
Oh, cool. Yeah. Chat always says what's up. No cool.
Chat chat really does. Cause I feel like I feel like every opinion I have is absolutely against the grain of the internet. Is it? I I feel like it maybe it's just in my head. Dude, I am doing so much work in therapy right now, you have no fucking idea. Are you really? You have no idea. Like I am doing all the hard work. But let's get back to my bad takes. Okay. Have you seen the pastor's wife on Netflix? I have not.
Is
that a dock? It's a hit job is what it is, but yeah, it's a
dock. What is the wait, what's the premise of it? Is it a crime thing?
I got Fucking destroyed by my daughters and wife. What did you get destroyed for? Uh so it's a documentary about a pastor who's overbearing, cheats. He's not a great guy, clearly. His wife But he's a man of the Lord. He's a man of the Lord, but is questionable 'cause he's been cheating and you know, it's I don't know. He's not the greatest guy in the world. Okay. Allegedly. I guess I'm just going off what I saw in this doc. Sure. His wife has a mental break. It's his second wife. He cheated on his first wife with this lady who was also married. They have an affair. She gets onto pills. Not pills, uh onto meds, because she has a mental break. And then in throughout the story, she uh kills herself at the very end.
Spoiler alert. I guess you're supposed to say spoiler alert before you say the thing. Before you talk about the thing. She kills herself, spoiler alert.
Okay. That would upset me if I were listening. And I was like, Oh yeah, that's queued up for tonight. Okay. Really cool.
I just came in you, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, you're pregnant. Spoiler alert, you're pregnant. So So people don't use spoiler alert enough, I don't think.
Yeah, they usually they say that and then they talk about the thing.
Cops should do that and just go, spoiler alert, you're getting arrested. Yeah. For you're under arrest,
spoiler alert.
Yeah. So So They don't interview the dude. Now it's just an interview. of the girl's family. The girl's got a tragic uh history and the it's an interview. This is the second wife? This is the second wife. She's like of she's like a I think she's an islander or something. And so I don't know, Tom. I barely paid attention. Yeah, brown. Brown. Yeah. Doesn't sunburn. Good hair. Good body. And so The whole documentary is told from her perspective, from her family's perspective, about how this guy is responsible for her suicide. However, they just take eps excerpts of his sermons as in using him that for his interview. So yeah. So it's it's really without talking to him, it's almost like this is what made what triggered me is like I've seen them do it to Joe.
I've seen them do it to you. I've haven't I know they're doing it to me, but like when people do like uh content on us and just use clips from our podcast out of context. Yeah. And you're like and you're like, wait, that I didn't say that. That's not what that was about.
Because you can shape a narrative you want. That's how like uh skilled documentary makers. I mean, honestly, I had experience in that a little bit. in when I used to work in reality TV. Yeah. Like in post. And I worked in the story department too, but The really talented people at that, they shape a story based on things you've said and they can create a whole thing. Yeah.
Dude, last Comic Standing Two, they made it look like I hated Ant 'cause he was gay. And I was and I was like, dude, this is national television. I mean, yes, I didn't like his lifestyle choice. Yeah, but I never said that out loud. Do you remember Ant? Was he the little short guy? He was like, Yeah, it Rogan called him out because he stole a joke. Boxing's gay. Uh you're it's a prize fighter. You're fighting a broken. He called
him
out on the show. On the show. That's right. Yeah. On the show he called him out. And then I ant was a I look, I've s I've since talked to Ant, so I'm not bringing up old beef with Ant.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the intro and overall premise of this episode?
0:00–0:05
2
How does Bert use ChatGPT to approve his comedy takes?
0:05–0:06
3
How many bees does it take before you start swatting?
0:06–0:08
4
How is Tom preparing for his upcoming movie and what’s the “production bible” for Tenet?
0:08–0:10
5
What is the 365‑day one‑minute episode concept and why does it matter?
0:10–0:10
6
What’s the story behind the Mountain Dew “sizzle” spot?
0:10–0:12
7
How is Kyle Forgeard tackling seven marathons on seven continents in seven days?
0:12–0:20
8
Why does Bert argue that Raygun deserved the gold medal?
0:20–1:13:02