Tom Segura

stay in bed as long as i can unless i like absolutely have to get up but i mean i i what my point is that i don't stay in bed as long you know i mean like i get up so tired um then sometimes you know you wake up skinny so you're like it's a good morning and then sometimes you wake up fat no there we go then you wake up and wait wait wait where do you judge that skinny or fat

yeah i mean it's similar mine is that the mirror is in front of me as i'm walking into the bathroom so it's straight on so it's like it's like your stomach is like feels like flat and you're like oh it's a good skinny morning boxers feel loose like oh this is nice um and then yeah some mornings you go fuck it fuck this mirror and you just turn right in and pee Yeah, dude. It varies day to day.

yeah i mean it's similar mine is that the mirror is in front of me as i'm walking into the bathroom so it's straight on so it's like it's like your stomach is like feels like flat and you're like oh it's a good skinny morning boxers feel loose like oh this is nice um and then yeah some mornings you go fuck it fuck this mirror and you just turn right in and pee Yeah, dude. It varies day to day.

yeah i mean it's similar mine is that the mirror is in front of me as i'm walking into the bathroom so it's straight on so it's like it's like your stomach is like feels like flat and you're like oh it's a good skinny morning boxers feel loose like oh this is nice um and then yeah some mornings you go fuck it fuck this mirror and you just turn right in and pee Yeah, dude. It varies day to day.

Day to day.

Day to day.

Day to day.

I don't know, dude. And skinny lighting, too.

I don't know, dude. And skinny lighting, too.

I don't know, dude. And skinny lighting, too.

I 1,000% agree.

I 1,000% agree.

I 1,000% agree.

Yeah. Just skinny mirrors only.

Yeah. Just skinny mirrors only.

Yeah. Just skinny mirrors only.

They should all be bullshit.

They should all be bullshit.

They should all be bullshit.

Are you weighing yourself?