Tom Simon

And so what he does, he gets up early in the morning and he makes three Molotov cocktails.

And so he drives to the U.S.

courthouse in Oakland.

with three Molotov cocktails that he had fashioned himself.

These are the bottles filled with gasoline with the rag, and you know what it is.

And so he begins throwing rocks at the courthouse to break a window to throw a Molotov cocktail through.

Here's the problem.

Those windows really don't break.

Well.

Aren't they kind of.

And my guess is Casey wasn't much of an athlete growing up.

So I don't know that he was really good at throwing much of anything.

His dad probably didn't take him outside for a catch as a kid, which is probably part of the problem.

And so he keeps throwing these rocks at the courthouse and missing like by a country mile.

Eventually the security guards of the courthouse come out and say, get the fuck away from here.

And Casey like scurries off.

Casey.

He does the windmill.

He's frustrated, right?

Because he never played Little League as a kid.