Tom Simon

Something's wrong.

So mom calls the local police in Dilley, Texas, who calls the police in Florida, who goes to the vacation house to check it out, see what's going on here.

And they see Vinny's car sitting in the driveway with North Carolina plates.

They run his criminal history, and they see that Vinny has a long rap sheet.

Vinny's no angel for theft, weapons charges, assault, aggravated battery.

Vinny's not a good dude.

Cops knock on the door.

Vinny refuses to answer.

The police are able to find Vinny's phone number, and they call him on the cell phone.

Vinny's like, hello?

They're like, Vinny, open the door.

We're outside at the police.

And so they go in the house, and they start looking around for Sarah.

He's like, Sarah who?

And the police find Sarah in the house, of course.

And Sarah's story is that when the cops first knocked, she had been trying to open the door, and Vinny restrained her and ordered her to stay quiet.

You be quiet, Sarah, Vinny said.

And then the police separate her, and they interview her, and she goes...

I arrived in Florida.

We get to the house.