Tom Simon

Well, to not belabor this, because I hate this story.

Okay.

I don't know why I brought it, but I hate it.

He got 54 months in prison and then three years of supervised release after that.

Sorry to end on such a downer.

It's weird.

I think every animal shelter should have a picture of him up in it, kind of a do not fly list if he ever wants to adopt a pet.

I know you just adopted a puppy.

Like a baby monkey.

What's cuter than a baby monkey?

It's just like what happens to someone as a child that that becomes your thing, your kink?

Like what wires get crossed in the human mind that you can even, and then again, thank you, Telegram, for giving us a community of like-minded people who want this type of content.

In the old days, you had something weird going on.

You kept it to yourself.

You didn't have like a group of pals.

When it normalizes it, right?

Maybe if this was your thing, you would at least feel shame about it.

But now you've got buddies who you can have this thing with, like a poker group.

Forget about it.

Remember my first few episodes, I was telling my fantastic life story and telling stories from my career, but we were never playing this game.