Tommy Metz III

It's just because it just doesn't come up or when they come in, it's for a longer thing.

A lot of times it's because people come in for business.

And so their company is already putting them up somewhere.

So why would you want to choose to be here and sleep with my cat?

Um,

To be a good host, I always get my apartment clean, of course.

I make sure there's no visible bloodstains.

All the chains are put away.

Stains and chains, that's a cool mnemonic device that I have to remember.

And I ask them what kind of things they like to eat or drink and have that stocked up.

But now that I am 50 this year, I do realize, because...

I've lived alone for a long time and it's been a while since I've had a guest and I've been in this apartment for so long.

I'm worried about blind spots that I talk a really big game of really anticipating and knowing what are they thinking?

But I'm sure that I'm a weirdo with some of the things, like some of the ways that I live, like just the other night I came home and I just was like dueling around and I walked into my kitchen and like every cabinet was open.

And I just left them open, but I was blind to it.

And that's just not something that I want to advertise.

So I'm just worried.

Like, how do you, how does one, like, I think I have enough pillows and towels.

I think I have all these things, but how do you know for sure?

Because see, you have another person.