Tommy Metz III

And the rest is all like springs coming up and trying to get you.

Um, and I don't want to make myself a hassle.

So I try to really golden rule it.

Like you're saying, like see myself outside of myself and try to anticipate how I would want my stuff treated.

And so I treat it like this.

And then I just have like some go-to things like you have about like bringing a bottle of wine or something.

I have, um,

I insist on buying at least one meal, taking everybody out when we go out.

When we go grocery shopping, I insist on having it or pitching in.

And then I have little things like, oh, one thing I do is I ask when I leave, is it okay if I strip the bed in the pillows versus do you want me to strip the bed?

Because one way sounds like a favor.

And one way makes it sound like it's my duty.

And is it weird that I want you to watch me strip this bed?

i'll do it real slow i'll do it real slow and you need to keep eye contact it's weird and then i like another rule is i only steal some of their shoes for my collection anyways um i throw out all of their fabric softener if i can find it oh yeah it was just white vinegar you just throw vinegar on every substance and you're like um

Oh, the awkward creature comfort.

Yeah.

I have, and I just know this about myself, it's official, I really have trouble sleeping without a fan at night.

It can be a very simple fan, but I just sort of have a fan.

When we're podcasting, it's pretty much the only time I don't have a fan running.

Okay.