Tommy Pope

Simon Perkovich. Going in on trans athletes. Welcome to the show. This is your first time on, right? First time. I would remember a Perkovich if I've heard one before. How long have you been doing stand-up?

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Yeah, no, Austin's amazing. You're right, it is.

Yeah, no, Austin's amazing. You're right, it is.

Yeah, no, Austin's amazing. You're right, it is.

We don't know what you're talking about. The city's great, and Oprah is nowhere to be found. That's true. Does Oprah actually live there? It seems like that would be a slippery slope for her very unhealthy body.

We don't know what you're talking about. The city's great, and Oprah is nowhere to be found. That's true. Does Oprah actually live there? It seems like that would be a slippery slope for her very unhealthy body.

We don't know what you're talking about. The city's great, and Oprah is nowhere to be found. That's true. Does Oprah actually live there? It seems like that would be a slippery slope for her very unhealthy body.

Luckily, that won't happen. Because, anyway, I'll just keep going on. I want to get political here. That's me avoiding politics for a change.

Luckily, that won't happen. Because, anyway, I'll just keep going on. I want to get political here. That's me avoiding politics for a change.

Luckily, that won't happen. Because, anyway, I'll just keep going on. I want to get political here. That's me avoiding politics for a change.

Very good. Farming is an option. What are you talking about? Have you ever farmed before? Yeah.

Very good. Farming is an option. What are you talking about? Have you ever farmed before? Yeah.

Very good. Farming is an option. What are you talking about? Have you ever farmed before? Yeah.

Right. That's how I feel about other people.

Right. That's how I feel about other people.

Right. That's how I feel about other people.

Other people should make my food.