Tony Hinchcliffe

Suede McCoy, Till Tony debut, ladies and gentlemen.

And now we've reached that part of the show where, boy, oh, boy, do I have a special monster for you people.

I mean, this guy is the full-time newest regular, and every single week he comes out guns a-blazin' with material that we just can't believe.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the real deal.

This is Pat O'Neill.

Folks, I support a woman's right to choose and a man's right to snooze.

Wake me up when the kid's dead, bitch, okay?

I don't know how to tell my girlfriend I want an abortion, so I just bought some red confetti for the gender reveal, and...

I figure that should send the message.

I'm actually thinking about getting a vasectomy, or as trans people call it, microdosing.

Seriously, folks, if you would have told me like 10 years ago that one day men were actually going to be allowed in women's bathrooms, then I would have pled not guilty.

I just need more time.

Fucking son of a bitch.

I mean, every single week he comes in over the top and just absolutely only hits home runs.

Pat O'Neill, you've done it again.

It's incredible.

The run that you are on right now is something else that is just crazy.

How does it feel, buddy?

Pretty good.

Sitting back there for a while while that gay clown was out here.