Tony Hinchcliffe

Burning with the milk and the booty hole.

Yeah.

Okay.

So how did the pepper spray get on the butt plug?

So where it was mounted, it was behind the headboard.

And unknowingly, that had been jostled loose.

And the person that I was with at the time picked it up off the floor and put it in the nightstand, which also... And your plan, let's just say there was an intruder in your three-story home.

And they made it all the way up to the third story.

You grab the pepper spray behind the headboard and spray them.

And now you're getting the shit beat out of you by a guy that's all spicy and hot and very mad.

Yeah.

And then what would you possibly do after he completely beats the shit out of you and is taking a shower in your shower?

No, you would be hot from the pepper spray after his hands that have been sprayed beat the shit out of your face because he would immediately grab you.

And since you're wearing shorts, we know you cannot fight back.

It would probably be like reliving that night all over again.

Yeah.

All right.

Did you ever get assaulted or anything?

No, the pepper spray kept them all away, huh?

Yeah.