Tony Hinchcliffe

My dad says they're all from Spain.

I'm like, you're bullshit.

Wait, but where's your dad from?

Mexico.

Absolutely.

Because you are, god damn it.

You really are.

Pince pendejo, mentiroso, mexicano.

And you're leaving here with a medium-sized brown joke book, just as brown as you are.

There he goes, Chris Longoria, everybody.

Let's get a Golden Ticket winner up here real quick, ladies and gentlemen.

We have one, Waiting in the Wings.

This guy, originally from England, is just so different than everybody else that we like his style.

And every once in a great while, he graces us with his extremely dark jokes.

Make some noise for the return of Sir Winston Pickles, everybody.

Sir Winston Pickles, absolutely doing what Sir Winston Pickles does at his best.

Absolutely dress for the job you want, a man fully prepared, never in shorts, always 100% spectacular, a true showman, and unbelievably executed, dark, your brand of jokes right down the barrel.

How do you feel, Sir Winston Pickles?

I'm just happy to be here, Tony.

Absolutely.