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Tracy

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432 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

So she's this little eight-year-old girl that the spirit of Christmas is alive and well inside of her. And she's digging her hands into everything. And everything she takes out, she looks at it with this little look on her face like, what did Santa bring me? And then smiles and lays it down. And she goes through everything. She takes out the comic books, covers off it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

So she's this little eight-year-old girl that the spirit of Christmas is alive and well inside of her. And she's digging her hands into everything. And everything she takes out, she looks at it with this little look on her face like, what did Santa bring me? And then smiles and lays it down. And she goes through everything. She takes out the comic books, covers off it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

So she's this little eight-year-old girl that the spirit of Christmas is alive and well inside of her. And she's digging her hands into everything. And everything she takes out, she looks at it with this little look on her face like, what did Santa bring me? And then smiles and lays it down. And she goes through everything. She takes out the comic books, covers off it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

I'm like, how did I put that one in there? 1979, I'm sure. And she's just like, oh, wow. I am just shell shocked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

I'm like, how did I put that one in there? 1979, I'm sure. And she's just like, oh, wow. I am just shell shocked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

I'm like, how did I put that one in there? 1979, I'm sure. And she's just like, oh, wow. I am just shell shocked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

the bottom of the stocking she hauls out this little clear cylinder package and it's all filled with gold like gold chain i don't know what it is she goes mommy what is this i said let's just open this up so we open up i don't know what it is as it opens up it unfolds into like a cleopatra costume headdress oh fun that's great it's like a chain mail hat Absolutely. So I put it on her little face.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

the bottom of the stocking she hauls out this little clear cylinder package and it's all filled with gold like gold chain i don't know what it is she goes mommy what is this i said let's just open this up so we open up i don't know what it is as it opens up it unfolds into like a cleopatra costume headdress oh fun that's great it's like a chain mail hat Absolutely. So I put it on her little face.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

the bottom of the stocking she hauls out this little clear cylinder package and it's all filled with gold like gold chain i don't know what it is she goes mommy what is this i said let's just open this up so we open up i don't know what it is as it opens up it unfolds into like a cleopatra costume headdress oh fun that's great it's like a chain mail hat Absolutely. So I put it on her little face.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

Some of her teeth are adult teeth. Some are little baby teeth. She's got this weird old crooked smile. She puts this thing on. It goes over one eye and she looks at me and she goes, mommy, my princess. And I remember thinking that sweet little child does not care. Yeah. She doesn't know. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

Some of her teeth are adult teeth. Some are little baby teeth. She's got this weird old crooked smile. She puts this thing on. It goes over one eye and she looks at me and she goes, mommy, my princess. And I remember thinking that sweet little child does not care. Yeah. She doesn't know. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

Some of her teeth are adult teeth. Some are little baby teeth. She's got this weird old crooked smile. She puts this thing on. It goes over one eye and she looks at me and she goes, mommy, my princess. And I remember thinking that sweet little child does not care. Yeah. She doesn't know. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And I just remember looking at her and my heart just soared. And I went, baby, it is beautiful. You are Santa's little princess.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And I just remember looking at her and my heart just soared. And I went, baby, it is beautiful. You are Santa's little princess.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And I just remember looking at her and my heart just soared. And I went, baby, it is beautiful. You are Santa's little princess.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And just thinking, oh, my goodness, did we pull this? Anyway, I took Daniel aside. He was older. And I said, buddy, I am so sorry. He said, mom, I got everything I wanted. This is great. And we kind of just went, oh, my goodness, we pulled this off. Daniel knew, but he kind of just parked it in his memory.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And just thinking, oh, my goodness, did we pull this? Anyway, I took Daniel aside. He was older. And I said, buddy, I am so sorry. He said, mom, I got everything I wanted. This is great. And we kind of just went, oh, my goodness, we pulled this off. Daniel knew, but he kind of just parked it in his memory.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And just thinking, oh, my goodness, did we pull this? Anyway, I took Daniel aside. He was older. And I said, buddy, I am so sorry. He said, mom, I got everything I wanted. This is great. And we kind of just went, oh, my goodness, we pulled this off. Daniel knew, but he kind of just parked it in his memory.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And quite a few years later, I've said to the kids, do you not remember that crazy Christmas? And they were, no, no idea. That's hard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

And quite a few years later, I've said to the kids, do you not remember that crazy Christmas? And they were, no, no idea. That's hard.