Travis Kelsey
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What is that, Futurama, where the heads are detachable?
Not a bad idea. I wouldn't mind that.
Not a bad idea. I wouldn't mind that.
Not a bad idea. I wouldn't mind that.
Why would I make my dick detachable? I can just make my head detachable and put it on somebody with a bigger dick.
Why would I make my dick detachable? I can just make my head detachable and put it on somebody with a bigger dick.
Why would I make my dick detachable? I can just make my head detachable and put it on somebody with a bigger dick.
All right. All right. Perplexity wins.
All right. All right. Perplexity wins.
All right. All right. Perplexity wins.
What did dad used to say? You'd lose your dick if it wasn't attached. I think it's what dad used to tell us.
What did dad used to say? You'd lose your dick if it wasn't attached. I think it's what dad used to tell us.
What did dad used to say? You'd lose your dick if it wasn't attached. I think it's what dad used to tell us.
Maybe that's why I thought of this immediately. You're right, dad. I don't want it to be detachable because I would definitely, I would lose that motherfucker.
Maybe that's why I thought of this immediately. You're right, dad. I don't want it to be detachable because I would definitely, I would lose that motherfucker.
Maybe that's why I thought of this immediately. You're right, dad. I don't want it to be detachable because I would definitely, I would lose that motherfucker.
My fucking dog would eat it. I'd find it. Balloos got it in his mouth. Jason Kelsey. Balloos gone. Dick is lost in a vat of chili. Yeah, you're right. We don't want that to be detached.
My fucking dog would eat it. I'd find it. Balloos got it in his mouth. Jason Kelsey. Balloos gone. Dick is lost in a vat of chili. Yeah, you're right. We don't want that to be detached.
My fucking dog would eat it. I'd find it. Balloos got it in his mouth. Jason Kelsey. Balloos gone. Dick is lost in a vat of chili. Yeah, you're right. We don't want that to be detached.
Yeah, I'm not responsible enough to have a detachable dick.