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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

I'm really not feeling that great. And they're like, oh man, you good? I'm like, yeah, I really got elbowed really hard and I'm just not really doing too hot. And they're like, oh man, you good? I'm like, yeah, I'll be good. I'll be good. I'm walking to class. I'm really trying to sell it as I'm walking. I'm dragging ass a little bit. I'm walking up the stairs, maybe stopping every few steps.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

You can't go over the top, but you have to plant these seeds.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

You can't go over the top, but you have to plant these seeds.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

You can't go over the top, but you have to plant these seeds.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Get in the full character. I make it to class. It's second period. I'm sitting next to a couple of guys. The guy sitting next to me is this guy, Caleb. So I'm like, yeah, guys, I'm really not feeling good. Even Caleb looks at me. He's like, man, do you think you should go to the nurse? I'm like, I think I'm good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Get in the full character. I make it to class. It's second period. I'm sitting next to a couple of guys. The guy sitting next to me is this guy, Caleb. So I'm like, yeah, guys, I'm really not feeling good. Even Caleb looks at me. He's like, man, do you think you should go to the nurse? I'm like, I think I'm good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Get in the full character. I make it to class. It's second period. I'm sitting next to a couple of guys. The guy sitting next to me is this guy, Caleb. So I'm like, yeah, guys, I'm really not feeling good. Even Caleb looks at me. He's like, man, do you think you should go to the nurse? I'm like, I think I'm good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

I don't take sympathy very well. Like if someone feels bad for me and try to pat me on the back, I'm like, oh no, I'm fine. That's my initial reaction. And I try to play into that here. So I'm kind of thinking we're going to maybe do a couple of things before the test starts.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

I don't take sympathy very well. Like if someone feels bad for me and try to pat me on the back, I'm like, oh no, I'm fine. That's my initial reaction. And I try to play into that here. So I'm kind of thinking we're going to maybe do a couple of things before the test starts.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

I don't take sympathy very well. Like if someone feels bad for me and try to pat me on the back, I'm like, oh no, I'm fine. That's my initial reaction. And I try to play into that here. So I'm kind of thinking we're going to maybe do a couple of things before the test starts.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have morning announcements and then immediately my teacher, Mrs. Puff is like, all right guys, we're going to get to go on the test. And I'm like, okay, it's showtime. Raise my hand. I'm like, Mrs. Puff. And she's like, Noah, don't interrupt me while I'm talking. That's rude. In that moment, I got really heated. I think my defense mechanism really went off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have morning announcements and then immediately my teacher, Mrs. Puff is like, all right guys, we're going to get to go on the test. And I'm like, okay, it's showtime. Raise my hand. I'm like, Mrs. Puff. And she's like, Noah, don't interrupt me while I'm talking. That's rude. In that moment, I got really heated. I think my defense mechanism really went off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have morning announcements and then immediately my teacher, Mrs. Puff is like, all right guys, we're going to get to go on the test. And I'm like, okay, it's showtime. Raise my hand. I'm like, Mrs. Puff. And she's like, Noah, don't interrupt me while I'm talking. That's rude. In that moment, I got really heated. I think my defense mechanism really went off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Immediately, this fire goes off in my head and I raise my hand and I scream at the top of my lungs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Immediately, this fire goes off in my head and I raise my hand and I scream at the top of my lungs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Immediately, this fire goes off in my head and I raise my hand and I scream at the top of my lungs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And I put my head on my desk. I just made myself hyperventilate. Because what do you do when you're having a heart attack?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And I put my head on my desk. I just made myself hyperventilate. Because what do you do when you're having a heart attack?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And I put my head on my desk. I just made myself hyperventilate. Because what do you do when you're having a heart attack?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

She sprints out of the room and yells, call 911.