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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Yeah, they took my pulse. They're like, yeah, it's probably an anxiety attack that this kid's having. So they put me on a stretcher and they stretch me out of the high school. I had a really big high school. It was like 4,000 students. So I get taken to the hospital. I'm sitting there. My mom shows up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Yeah, they took my pulse. They're like, yeah, it's probably an anxiety attack that this kid's having. So they put me on a stretcher and they stretch me out of the high school. I had a really big high school. It was like 4,000 students. So I get taken to the hospital. I'm sitting there. My mom shows up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Yeah, they took my pulse. They're like, yeah, it's probably an anxiety attack that this kid's having. So they put me on a stretcher and they stretch me out of the high school. I had a really big high school. It was like 4,000 students. So I get taken to the hospital. I'm sitting there. My mom shows up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have a strict household. I'm terrified of my mom. I'd rather do this than go through the argument. So I'm sitting there. My vice principal shows up. The principal of our freshman academy is there. The whole time I'm just acting dopey. I'm like, I'm okay. I'm doing better. That was really scary. Okay. I end up waiting however long it takes to get x-ray results, an hour or two.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have a strict household. I'm terrified of my mom. I'd rather do this than go through the argument. So I'm sitting there. My vice principal shows up. The principal of our freshman academy is there. The whole time I'm just acting dopey. I'm like, I'm okay. I'm doing better. That was really scary. Okay. I end up waiting however long it takes to get x-ray results, an hour or two.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

We have a strict household. I'm terrified of my mom. I'd rather do this than go through the argument. So I'm sitting there. My vice principal shows up. The principal of our freshman academy is there. The whole time I'm just acting dopey. I'm like, I'm okay. I'm doing better. That was really scary. Okay. I end up waiting however long it takes to get x-ray results, an hour or two.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

My doctor comes in, he's like, I'm glad you're doing better. We found some interesting things on your x-rays. It turns out you have a bruise on your sternum. I was like, oh, yeah, I got elbowed in basketball earlier. He's like, when you have trauma that suffered to the chest area, sometimes our bodies react in a way that is uncontrollable, which might have caused your body to go into panic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

My doctor comes in, he's like, I'm glad you're doing better. We found some interesting things on your x-rays. It turns out you have a bruise on your sternum. I was like, oh, yeah, I got elbowed in basketball earlier. He's like, when you have trauma that suffered to the chest area, sometimes our bodies react in a way that is uncontrollable, which might have caused your body to go into panic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

My doctor comes in, he's like, I'm glad you're doing better. We found some interesting things on your x-rays. It turns out you have a bruise on your sternum. I was like, oh, yeah, I got elbowed in basketball earlier. He's like, when you have trauma that suffered to the chest area, sometimes our bodies react in a way that is uncontrollable, which might have caused your body to go into panic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

This guy's helping me get out of it. I swear. Right. He doesn't embarrass you that you had a panic attack. Exactly. I got sent home. I had the next day of school off. So because it all happened on school property, it all ended up being covered by the school, which is great because my family didn't have health insurance. Oh my God. So my mom would have gotten really screwed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

This guy's helping me get out of it. I swear. Right. He doesn't embarrass you that you had a panic attack. Exactly. I got sent home. I had the next day of school off. So because it all happened on school property, it all ended up being covered by the school, which is great because my family didn't have health insurance. Oh my God. So my mom would have gotten really screwed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

This guy's helping me get out of it. I swear. Right. He doesn't embarrass you that you had a panic attack. Exactly. I got sent home. I had the next day of school off. So because it all happened on school property, it all ended up being covered by the school, which is great because my family didn't have health insurance. Oh my God. So my mom would have gotten really screwed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Going to the hospital in an ambulance is incredibly expensive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Going to the hospital in an ambulance is incredibly expensive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Going to the hospital in an ambulance is incredibly expensive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

It would put my family into so much trouble financially. The next day I go back to school, I shamelessly made my way over to Mrs. Puff's room. She's like, Noah. She hugs me. She's like, I'm so glad to see you. I'm like, thanks. This is so bad. I'm feeling so much better. I missed that test the other day. Can I make it up after school? And she's like, don't worry about that test.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

It would put my family into so much trouble financially. The next day I go back to school, I shamelessly made my way over to Mrs. Puff's room. She's like, Noah. She hugs me. She's like, I'm so glad to see you. I'm like, thanks. This is so bad. I'm feeling so much better. I missed that test the other day. Can I make it up after school? And she's like, don't worry about that test.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

It would put my family into so much trouble financially. The next day I go back to school, I shamelessly made my way over to Mrs. Puff's room. She's like, Noah. She hugs me. She's like, I'm so glad to see you. I'm like, thanks. This is so bad. I'm feeling so much better. I missed that test the other day. Can I make it up after school? And she's like, don't worry about that test.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

She gave me an A or a B, so it didn't affect my grade.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

She gave me an A or a B, so it didn't affect my grade.