Trevor Collins

They like them ships.

But also, like, I really can't... I don't know if you've been to the Great Lakes before, Fredo.

I've stood on the dunes of Indiana looking north into Lake Michigan.

And there are spots where, yeah, you can see land across the other side, like Chicago into Michigan on a clear day.

But there's a lot of angles where if you're looking out onto a Great Lake, you see the infinite horizon.

I mean, these lakes are huge.

And so...

you're going to see ships that can carry massive amounts because the water can carry massive ships.

So seeing a ship like this for a landlocked state, for the most part, is a rare opportunity.

And so, yeah, it's going to attract a lot of eyes because you're not near a major port in California or what have you.

So you see this behemoth slide into the water.

The ship was nicknamed the Queen of the Lakes.

It was 729 feet long, 75 feet wide and 39 feet tall.

It could be for cruises, could be for passenger vehicles.

But every time I think of that, I think of one viral video where somebody tried to do that and the bottle just kept banging off the side.

Yeah.

You know what?

I don't want to ride this boat anymore.

That seems like an omen.

It does.